One of the joys of raising young children is being schooled on Toddler Logic. You know, when they come up with the most non-sensical, hilarious ideas that are sometimes hard to argue? Here are 20 examples we found of the Internet’s best Toddler Logic:
Me: Do you know where we are going today?— mummarushi (@arushiithakur) January 7, 2019
3y/o: To grandmas house.
Me: There’s grandpa too. Why don’t you ever call it grandpa’s house? Why do you only say grandma’s house?
3y/o: because I only have one mouth! #MomLife #parenting #toddler #logic #toddlerlogic pic.twitter.com/xEniP6dQ5F
My toddler sitting in the backseat reading a book about Aladdin and crying because "it's too scary".— Kelly Andrew 🍂 (@KayAyDrew) March 25, 2019
So put it down? This isn't clockwork orange. You don't HAVE to look the book.
Toddler logic is a weird sort of logic, man.