One of the joys of raising young children is being schooled on Toddler Logic. You know, when they come up with the most non-sensical, hilarious ideas that are sometimes hard to argue? Here are 20 examples we found of the Internet’s best Toddler Logic:
My daughter felt like the boxes of @kraftmacncheese were sleepy, so she tucked them in with one of her coloring book pages. #MadeWithLove #ToddlerLogic #ISwearSheHasRealToys pic.twitter.com/vSl6rg9gpP
— Katie 🔜 bed indefinitely (@TwitchKtMarine) September 9, 2019
Me (to 2yo): if you’re good, you can watch Peppa Pig.
— Mom Of The Year (@thebabyownsme) August 16, 2019
2: *picks literally one crumb off the floor*
Me:
2:
Me:
2: *sits down on the couch with the remote in her hand*#toddlerlogic #momlife
Playing hide and seek with an almost 2 year old is inspiring. #toddlerlogic #makeyourownrules pic.twitter.com/duDOMCtfsb
— Georgina Densley (@Vintagegeorgie) September 2, 2019
2yo decorated the living room with tiny bits of ripped up paper. Then decided to blame the baby (7months) knowing full well I've just put baby to bed. #toddlerlogic
— Nicole (@TildesleyNicole) September 24, 2019
Irelyn - "I want a piece of toast without butter and not hot."
— Scurvy Spice (@hilarysuzanne) September 10, 2019
So you want a piece of bread? #toddlerlogic 🤷♀️
We spent 1 hour playing with this fake tiny elephant instead of looking at real ones. #toddlerlogic pic.twitter.com/hmUa5GdUkN
— abby zevgolis (@abbyzevgolis) May 31, 2019
I asked my three year old if she was tired, because she was closing her eyes while walking, and she responded "no, I'm just looking at the insides of my eyes" #toddlerlogic
— sarah duignan (@sinsarahdee) March 25, 2019
Having a discussion with 3 about French fries. He wanted to know what was inside them. I old him potato and he disagrees because potatoes are brown. #toddlerlogic
— Mom Hatter (@MomHatter) February 2, 2019
While we’re playing Hungry Hungry Hippos:
— Antanas Earl of Cuddles first of his name (@ameilus) July 24, 2019
3yo: Ringo (the cat) can’t play with us.
Me: why?
3yo: Because he doesn’t have arms. #ToddlerLife #toddlerlogic
Me: Do you know where we are going today?
— mummarushi (@arushiithakur) January 7, 2019
3y/o: To grandmas house.
Me: There’s grandpa too. Why don’t you ever call it grandpa’s house? Why do you only say grandma’s house?
3y/o: because I only have one mouth! #MomLife #parenting #toddler #logic #toddlerlogic pic.twitter.com/xEniP6dQ5F
“Peppa pig has a boat. Peppa is a Viking”
— Jesse [insert spooky name] T (@Broximar) September 29, 2019
Toddler Logic
My toddler sitting in the backseat reading a book about Aladdin and crying because "it's too scary".
— Kelly Andrew 🍂 (@KayAyDrew) March 25, 2019
So put it down? This isn't clockwork orange. You don't HAVE to look the book.
Toddler logic is a weird sort of logic, man.
Toddler logic: wake mom up early to complain that it's still dark.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) January 31, 2015
So I was doing my makeup this morning and hadn’t put on my dress yet so I’m just in my bra and tights and Bug comes in and goes “oh momma, I love your pants-socks” and now I’m never calling them tights again 😂#toddlerlogic #pantssocks
— Midnight Momma (@Erin02205169) October 2, 2019
Toddler: *cries because breakfast isn’t made when he wakes up*
— Mr. Dad (@parenthoodperks) September 29, 2019
Also toddler: *does everything in his power to slow me down while making breakfast*#toddlerlogic #ToddlerinChief
Toddler: I want ki-corn!!!!!
— Caerley Hill (@EffrtlsslyGEEK) August 15, 2019
Husband: OK, are you asking for a unicorn or popcorn?
Toddler: Yes.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #toddlerlogic pic.twitter.com/K5yXXr5FRD
My child wholeheartedly believes there is a spaceship in the closet of our Airbnb.
— Courtney Zulinke 👩🏻🎤 (@rainbowbrewster) August 9, 2019
...Its a washing machine. #momlife #toddlerlogic
Toddler naming taxonomy 101: The rabbit = Rabbit; The giraffe = Giraffe; The teddy bear = Teddy; The toothbrush = Brian! #ToddlerLogic #Hysterical 😂😂😂
— Mel Davis (@AsyleM82) July 27, 2019
“I wish that enchiladas could be made out of pasta” 🤣
— 🧡 (@shiftykate17) July 25, 2019
Because why have 2 favorite things when you can just combine them into one totally not gross thing? 👀😳#toddlerlogic
When my daughter fell on the ground and saw ants crawling towards her she asked, "oh the ants are they coming to check if I'm ok?" #toddlerlogic #RealLife #antman
— Diane O'Connor (@dianeocomedy) June 14, 2019
