Life with a one-year-old is full of unpredictable moments. One day, they’re snuggling up close whispering “mama” and the next, they’re screaming, crying, and taking off their dirty diaper in the kitchen (all at the same time). We think comedy is the best relief from the chaos. Here are 20 of our favorite relatable tweets about raising a one-year-old.
If anyone has been trying to get a hold of me my phone is now unlocked.. I guess my one year old doesn’t like the fact I have a phone and locked it for 48 hours. 😂🤦🏻♀️— Dj Lawley (@DjLawley) June 11, 2019
I’m not use to receiving the baton (in Track) because I was always first leg but glad I had the opportunity to because it comes in handy when I’m trying to pass Cheerios to my one year old while driving— Barbee...minus the IE (@bArbee_gUryl) June 9, 2019
There should be an emoji for “help, I really need to pee but my one year old daughter is asleep on me” because it’s basically the only thing I text my wife at this point.— Daniel Roberts (@DRobertsIMG) June 7, 2019
They say insecurity spikes after having kids. My one year old randomly starts laughing when I turn my back. Am I naturally funny? Just funny looking? Am I raising a psychopath? Who knows? #parenting #parentinglife #motherhood #kids #SundayThoughts #momlife— Kurstin Strange (@justlikeweird) June 2, 2019
Left BBC World Service on in my one-year-old’s bedroom last night to see if it’d help her sleep better.— David Gilmore (@DaveLGilmore) June 9, 2019
It didn’t work but she did offer a pretty interesting take on the emerging constitutional crisis in Moldova when she woke up.
My one year old doesn't talk much aside from the occasional mama or dada but she let's you know what she wants. After changing her diaper she went and threw it away, well somewhere in between she decided my face is dirty because she grabbed a wipe and is slowly wiping my face...— Amber Resendiz (@resendiz_amber) June 6, 2019
My one-year-old toddled to my coffee cup, put her lip on the brim and drooled into the cup.— Holly Wise (@holly_wise) June 4, 2019
I sat there, looking into the milky brown substance, deciding if I should continue drinking it.