Between the tantrums, messes, and laughs, life with a two-year-old can be pretty chaotic. These tiny humans have a way of doing the most ridiculous things, but hey, that makes parenting fun. We’ve rounded up a few of our favorite tweets about life with a two-year-old.
I have never related more to my two-year-old son then today, when he spent all day excited about a party and then frantically tried to cancel when it was time— Jayson Greene (@Jayson_Greene) May 27, 2019
I had a 40 minute stand-off with my two-year-old today because the bus we needed to get was the wrong colour, in case anyone was wondering what bank holidays are like with small children— Keza MacDonald (@kezamacdonald) May 27, 2019
Yes, I am tired today,— Matt Hemley (@MattHemley) January 22, 2019
Because my two-year-old thought singing Happy Birthday to her teddy at 2.30am - at the top of her voice - was a good idea.
FFS! It's not even teddy's birthday until May.
My two year old son surprised me tonight. The title of Castlevania on Netflix appeared and he pointed and said, "Castleveena.." and I looked at him slowly and said, "you can read?"— Mr. Macoy (@Toboinetsu) June 19, 2019
I’m living in a horror film. Every night for the past five days, my two year old has stirred at around midnight and sung Happy Birthday to herself in the cot for 20 minutes. It’s quite a chilling song to wake up to in the dark and quiet of your home.— Nikesh Shukla (@nikeshshukla) March 6, 2019
My two year old brother came up to me and asked for a chip (they were hot Cheetos) I gave him one, he took a bite. Then looks at me 15 seconds later with his tounge out saying “my tongue! My tounge! Hurtttttttttsssss”— em 🥀 (@emilyspen) June 10, 2019
There's a really attractive guy in a suit eating lunch at this BGood burger and you guys my two year old daughter just asked him if he's a prince help I'm dying— Kelly Andrew is drafting 50k 🎨 (@KayAyDrew) February 15, 2019