These Are the Funniest Parenting Tweets of 2019

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This year has been one for the books and as we prepare to say goodbye to 2019, it’s impossible not to look back and see the humor in it all. From surviving winter and summer break to getting back into school schedules and wrangling toddlers, parenting was nothing if not a wild ride this last year. Keep scrolling to see some of the best tweets from this last year and get ready for all that 2020 is bound to bring.

1. A moment of silence.

2. Same.

3. It totally counts.

5. When even their “inside voice” is too loud.

6. It’s an acquired taste.

7. Do as I say, not as I do.

8. It’s quite the skill.

9. Always

10. Starting the day off right.


12. But seriously.

13. We will make it––promise.

14. Because kids.

15. Honesty is always the best policy.

16. It’s going to be amazing!

17. Have kids, they said.

18. Yep.

19. Are we there yet?

20. Slow and steady wins the race.

21. Technically that IS accurate so…

22. Maybe next year.

23. True happiness!

24. Not it!

25. The big man is totally on speed dial.

––Karly Wood



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