Ah, parenting––it’s always a journey. Whether you’re a first-time parent or a been there, done that mom, there are always plenty of surprises. Luckily for us, we have an extended Twitter family to keep us laughing through all the twists and turns. Keep scrolling to see our roundup of the funniest tweets from this past week!
1. Just give us all the coffee.
You know you're a parent when your coffee smells suspiciously like crayons
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) April 15, 2019
(and you drink it anyway)
2. Is this over yet?
Me: You guys ready to dye eggs?
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 14, 2019
6yo: Yay, I wanna dye, I can’t wait to dye!!!
Halfway through it, I agreed.
3. The worst.
https://twitter.com/MrGirlDad/status/1117958489673031680
4. I mean, is that so much to ask?
My life would be so much easier if my family would stop wearing clothes and eating.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) April 16, 2019
5. You know you’re a parent when…
Hey, dude who honked at me at drop-off, we shall finish this at pick-up.
— cathryn 💚🇨🇦 (@AngryRaccoon2) April 16, 2019
6. Because kids are gross.
https://twitter.com/stayathomies/status/1118215658330783744
7. ::rubs hands evilly::
My kids have started removing one letter of bad words, so they can call each other names and not get in trouble.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 16, 2019
So, I've decided to add one digit to the wifi password until they can be nice to each other.
Your move itches
8. 🤷♂️
Sure, I'll be the first dad to admit it: when I see group pictures of my daughter with the other bald babies at daycare, I lean on outfits to figure out which one is her.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 17, 2019
9. Just look away.
The way my 1yo attacks her Mac n’ Cheese reminds me of a lioness tearing apart a fresh gazelle, and honestly, I feel the need to look away.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) April 17, 2019
10. Never.
My daughter calls a single slipper from a pair of slippers a "slip" and I'm never going to correct her.
— Ｍｏｍｚｉｌｌａ (@milliondollrfam) April 17, 2019
11. And the screams say it all.
My daughter is appealing to the Geneva Conventions to add a parent brushing a child's hair to the list of banned forms of torture.
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) April 17, 2019
12. Sounds about riiiiiigggghhhhhttttt.
I can always tell when 9 is bored because he uses my full name of “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.”
— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) April 17, 2019
––Karly Wood
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