Home Parenting Advice Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Dec. 21, 2018 By Karly WoodDecember 20, 2018 Search more like this batmanparent-teacherparenthoodreal-lifemommy-needsnapkinwhiskeynonsensebelievetablerugconferenceyellapproach Read next Parenting Advice The Best Organic Clothes for Babies & Toddlers Parenting Advice 45 Pumpkin Carving Designs That’ll Wow the Neighborhood Parenting Advice Target’s Best Holiday Deals Start Sooner Than You Think Parenting Advice This Larger Than Life Mister Rogers Monument is Exactly What the World Needs Parenting Advice Want a Free Donut on Halloween? Here’s How to Get One from Krispy Kreme Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle The countdown has begun––Christmas is next week! The big day is approaching, as is winter break, which brings lots of mixed emotions for exhausted parents and their oh-so-excited kids. In the meantime, prep yourselves for the holiday craze by catching up on some hilarious parentings tweets we’ve curated just for you. 1. Works every time. Party hack: Let your guests know it’s time to leave by having your child play a musical instrument. — Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 17, 2018 2. Christmas probs. What the hell am I going to threaten my kids with when they stop believing in Santa? — Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) December 17, 2018 3. Parent probs! So we're going to do the whole Santa nonsense with our girls… Am I petty for not wanting Santa to get credit for all the gifts that *I* am purchasing? — Parentalgrit (@ParentalGrit) December 17, 2018 4. So many surprises. I don’t know what I was expecting from parenthood, but yelling at my kid to stop carving the dog’s name into the coffee table with a fork wasn’t it — AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) December 17, 2018 5. That’s real life, right there. Settle down furniture commercials that make the room look organized and perfect. All parents know the couch turns into a napkin and the side tables hold more junk than a dumpster, while the rug is the landing spot for all spills. — Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) December 18, 2018 6. There’s smart, and then there’s GENIUS! Parenting tip: From day one never cut a crust off a sandwich; your kids won't know there's any other way. Stay lazy, my friends. — Katie (@good_one_rick) December 19, 2018 7. A magician! Guys, I just ate a whole cupcake literally ten feet away from my toddler and he never noticed. I think I'm officially Batman now. — A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) December 17, 2018 8. At least he’s honest. Me: Your parent-teacher conference is coming up. 6-year-old: Oh. Me: Is the anything I should know about? 6: No. I do all my bad stuff at home. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2018 9. It’s the little things in life. You know your a mom when you sneeze and you get that extra little surprise of peeing your pants. #momlife #sneezingsucks — Mama•Is•Surviving on Whiskey (@MomOf2Happas) December 20, 2018 10. The epitome of #dadlife: When u get tired of making bottles…#dadlife pic.twitter.com/Rsvoe9eNiN — ChampionofChampions (@JOHNTERRIL) December 19, 2018 ––Karly Wood RELATED STORIES Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: December 14, 2018 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: December 7, 2018 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 30, 2018
