Home Baby Help Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: December 7, 2018 By Karly WoodDecember 6, 2018 Search more like this living-roommusicstay-at-homecoldmommy-owlcoffeecookieget-dressedchicken-nuggetsunderstoodgoldfishregretblameholiday-spirit Read next Baby Help The Best Organic Clothes for Babies & Toddlers Baby Help 45 Pumpkin Carving Designs That’ll Wow the Neighborhood Baby Help Target’s Best Holiday Deals Start Sooner Than You Think Baby Help This Larger Than Life Mister Rogers Monument is Exactly What the World Needs Baby Help Want a Free Donut on Halloween? Here’s How to Get One from Krispy Kreme Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle ‘Tis the season and we are definitely getting in the holiday spirit! Christmas music has been playing since Thanksgiving, trees are decorated and our online shopping carts are filling up. This week’s tweets are definitely festive, so grab some tasty cookies and a glass of milk before you sit back to enjoy. 1. Totally using this from now on. "You…piece..OF CAKE!"– Our 4yo trying to swear. — dadpression (@Dadpression) December 2, 2018 2. Thanks, but no thanks. https://twitter.com/CantWaitToNap/status/1069078370145701888 3. ::hand slaps face:: What I Say: Get Dressed What My Kids Hear: Start a marching parade in the living room in nothing but your underwear – and make sure you’re chanting about diapers, poop, and pee and top volume. — Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) December 4, 2018 4. The mom’s version of The Help. You is tired. You is in leggings. You is drinking cold coffee. You is a Mama. #MomLife #MomSquad #Parenting — Kelli_Elyn (@MamaLifePart2) December 3, 2018 5. “The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.” I can honestly say I love my children more now that they’ve discovered the movie Elf. — olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) December 4, 2018 6. Blame it on the Man Cold. Nothing throws off the delicate ecosystem of a stay-at-home mom and her kids like a husband that stays home from work with a cold. — The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) December 4, 2018 7. Not looking forward to the teens. 4-year-old: Just once can you let me eat cookies for breakfast? Me: No. 4-year-old: You never let me follow my dreams. *storms off* — Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) December 1, 2018 8. Oh it DEFINITELY is. https://twitter.com/moooooog35/status/1070671067000303617 9. Don’t we all! I love the excitement my children have during the holidays. You can feel it in the air. I just wish I could feel that air after 6 am and a cup of coffee. — Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) December 6, 2018 10. That only time you regret supporting the arts in schools. I never understood how the little drummer boy’s parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 6, 2018 ––Karly Wood RELATED STORIES Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 30, 2018 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 23, 2018 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 16, 2018
