Home Work, Travel & Life Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 16, 2018 By Karly WoodNovember 15, 2018 Search more like this build-confidencechristmas-treehands-onholiday-seasonhow-totrue-storyrolealarm-clockrevengekidwearget-dressedtoilet-papertantrum Read next Work, Travel & Life The Best Organic Clothes for Babies & Toddlers Work, Travel & Life 45 Pumpkin Carving Designs That’ll Wow the Neighborhood Work, Travel & Life Target’s Best Holiday Deals Start Sooner Than You Think Work, Travel & Life This Larger Than Life Mister Rogers Monument is Exactly What the World Needs Work, Travel & Life Want a Free Donut on Halloween? Here’s How to Get One from Krispy Kreme Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle Next week is Thanksgiving! While you’re probably busy wrapping up grocery shopping and making your Black Friday game plan, you’re also still wrangling the kiddos into the busy holiday season. Before things get too hectic, sit back, relax and enjoy some funny tweets! 1. Yes, we totally agree! How to Survive Holiday Shopping with Toddlers: Amazon Prime — Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 12, 2018 2. Just sayin’. My husband and I have different parenting styles – he thinks I should be less hands on to help the kids be more independent and I think he should remember to offer them food/water when I’m not around. — Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) November 10, 2018 3. It’s true. No one is hungrier than a 7 year old at bedtime. — Whatever_Amy (@Whatevah_Amy) November 13, 2018 4. If you’re on the fence… If anyone out there is thinking about having a third child, I’m just going to leave this here: Our eldest can get our youngest out of bed in the morning — threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) November 13, 2018 5. Lather, rinse, repeat. Before I had kids I thought a parent’s role was centered around building confidence, love and creativity. Now that I have kids I see the role is to wear the kid out to make it to nap time then wear the kid out again to make it to bed time. Then repeat that. Everyday. — Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) November 13, 2018 6. Bestseller, for sure. If my toddler were to write a book right now, judging by her tantrum it would be called “My Mom Only Gave Me One Christmas Tree Cake: A Story of Betrayal, Revenge and Unhinged Rage”. #momlife #toddlerlife #parenting #dadlife #toddlers — Marissa S. Pumpkins 🎃💚🍃💛 (@michimama75) November 13, 2018 7. True Story Leftovers, or as my kids like to call them, “We didn’t eat it the first time. Why would we eat it again?” — Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) November 13, 2018 8. Just lovely. Another high point of being a parent is always having to use toilet paper that's been on the floor. — Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) November 15, 2018 9. I was wondering… My youngest three kids were all up by 4:30am by choice, in case you wondered what the worst alarm clock in the world sounds like. — Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 15, 2018 10. Because why wouldn’t you? What I say: “Please get dressed.” What my son hears: “Please stand at the top of the stairs naked and play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder.” — TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) November 14, 2018 ––Karly Wood RELATED STORIES Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 9, 2018 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 2, 2018 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: October 26, 2018
