Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Nov. 2, 2018

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

We did it! We survived Halloween! We hope your night was filled with fun and laughter, but let’s be real––now it’s time to shift gears full speed ahead into the holidays.

While you try and navigate the next few months of special school dress up days and class parties, we’ll be here—as  always—with tons of funny tweet roundups. Enjoy this week’s latest batch before heading into the weekend.

1. The truth always comes out.

5yo: when I grow up, I want you to live with me

Me: *heart melting, thinking that she loves me so much*

5yo: that way when I have babies you can wipe their butts

— GlamourlessLife (@glamourlesslife) October 27, 2018

2. Genius at work.

For trick-or-treating I’m gonna dress my kids as Girl Scouts and see if they can immediately sell back all the candy they get

— The Dad (@thedad) October 29, 2018

3. Way worse. Way, way worse.

https://twitter.com/WCrayons/status/1056856867186585600

4. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

So, you ate the last Pop Tart.

Do you:
A) throw the box away
B) put the empty box back in the cupboard.

If you answered B) – Congratulations! You could be one of my kids!!

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 29, 2018

5. It’s all about semantics.

This 5-course gourmet meal is lovely, but I'm going to need you to call it a "snack" or my kids won't touch it.

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) October 30, 2018

6. You do you, Mindy!

What is an acceptable time to start trick o treating with a baby? I want to start at like 2pm but people tell me that’s ridiculous

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) October 30, 2018

7. Oops.

My wife was telling jokes with the kids and asked Siri to find some “pun” websites, so we learned an important lesson in proper enunciation.

— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) October 31, 2018

8. Word to the wise.

https://twitter.com/Animal_5S/status/1057256731653390337

9. Livin’ the dream!

Incase you wanted to know what having kids does to you…Day Lights Saving is this weekend and hubs just said we should “try to stay up late, like 10/10:30” the rest of the week to get a jump on getting used to it. #parenthood #lifewithkids #DaylightSavingTime

— The Mom Behind The Mask (@MomMask) October 31, 2018

10. I can see clearly now.

I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.

— Parentalgrit (@ParentalGrit) October 29, 2018

––Karly Wood

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