Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: November 30, 2018

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

We’re gearing up for the holidays! Thanksgiving is so last week and now it’s time to start prepping for gift shopping, cookie exchanges and all those class parties and holiday fairs. If the thought of all that makes you a little anxious, then sit back, relax and catch up on some funny tweets from last week.

1. For reals.

"It's only 5pm?! How is it not midnight yet?!!!"

– me, every night in November after daylight saving ends

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) November 25, 2018

2. Genius.

Toy stores should spread the toys out on the floor so you can see them in their natural state and practice stepping on them.

— Dad Bits (@DadBits) November 25, 2018

3. You could be on to something…

Sometimes I think the reason coffee is so popular is because kids don’t like the taste enough to steal it from us.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) November 26, 2018

4. Extra indeed.

If you were wondering how extra toddlers can be, 3 is crying because I won't make a cyan pentagon for him while I use the bathroom.

— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) November 27, 2018

5. #justkidprobs

My four year old is having a tantrum because his dinner isn't freshly baked cookies.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) November 28, 2018

6. So the rumors are true?!

https://twitter.com/Will_work_4_zzz/status/1067500712710610945

7. Such a hard life.

Can I please take a break from all this work?

-my kid, who has picked up 4 stuffed animals and a spoon

— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) November 27, 2018

8. Oh no he DIDN’T.

There's no reason we both should be miserable tomorrow…

Is apparently NOT something to say to a wife dealing with a teething infant at 2:30 am.

Just so we're clear.

— Parentalgrit (@ParentalGrit) November 28, 2018

 9. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

You know you’re taking parenting to another level when you "borrow" a few bucks from your kid's piggy bank so the Tooth Fairy could put those same bills under their pillow.

Probably a lower level, though.

— Dad Bits (@DadBits) November 29, 2018

10. We’d watch this reality show.

Instead of birth classes, moms should take a real-deal mom course where you learn things like:

– What to do when there’s poop in the tub
– How to find the closest public restroom
– How to calm a baby when they’re screaming bloody murder
– Who to call when you want to give up

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) November 26, 2018

––Karly Wood

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