Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: October 26, 2018

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

With Halloween coming up next week, the countdown is ON. If you’re not scurrying around trying to find that last-minute costume, you’re probably wrangling the kiddos as usual.

If you need a quick pick me up, then take a scroll down this week’s funniest parenting tweets––they’re guaranteed for a good laugh.

1. Tell us, what’s that like?

“Happy Monday” or whatever it is those people who actually sleep through the night are blathering on about right now.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 22, 2018

2. Slow clap for you!

If you’ve never jumped off a toilet sooner than you would’ve liked to accommodate a potty emergency, well then I guess you’re a luckier parent than me.

— Janina Maria (@dontlosethekids) October 22, 2018

3. It happens.

If you haven’t cursed out your toddlers under your breath at least twice this morning, I’m pretty sure we can’t be friends.

— The Veteran Dad (@theveterandad1) October 22, 2018

4. Truth.

Parenthood is basically a 20+ year battle to get someone to sleep in a bed by themselves

— Snarky Toddler (@ToddlerSnark) October 22, 2018

5. Just wanted to confirm!

Become a mom so you can text back and forth with another mom 167 times before you both get it together and finally pick a day that works for your kids to have a playdate.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) October 24, 2018

6. What’s tonight’s performance?

Knowing your kids will come downstairs after bedtime is like waiting for the encore of a really shitty band like, “Oooh, I wonder if they’re gonna do ‘I need water’ or ‘I’m too hot’?”

— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 23, 2018

7. Just so you know.

Thinking of having kids?

My toddler just cried for 45 minutes because her poop didn’t float in the toilet for her to see before she flushed

— ChristieLee (@Christielee2806) October 24, 2018

8. Pretty sure Mom Tiger is an actual saint.

Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood has given my toddlers unrealistic expectations of how patient parents can be.#Dadlife #Parenting

— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) October 24, 2018

9. Decor by baby.

Baby: *Ugh, look how clean the floor is! Dont worry, I'll fix it…*

*Throws entire plate of food on floor*

Baby: *There we go…much better*

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) October 24, 2018

10. The proposed title for our memoir.

I love you but you also infuriate me.
-A Parenting story

— Meredith (@PerfectPending) October 23, 2018

––Karly Wood

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