Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: October 5, 2018

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

This week, Twitter moms and dads have been putting their 280 characters to good use. From hilarious convos with their kids to relatable rants about parent life, these tweets will have you in stitches ’til the weekend officially begins.

1. So simple it’s genius.

I don’t give my children “chores”. I give them “missions” and that change in the name has made my whole life easier.

— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) September 30, 2018

2. Check and check.

A Toddler's Complete Bucket List:

1. Dump it out.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 30, 2018

3. Shh! It’s tired.

“The toy store is sleeping” and other lies I tell my 2yo.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) October 1, 2018

4. Moms, the original motivators.

If you’re not threatening your children, are they even reaching their assigned daily reading goals?

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 2, 2018

5. Pretty DAMN good!

How’s the parenting going over here?

My youngest just told my oldest to “GET IN THE DAMN CAR!”

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 2, 2018

6. It’s just for looks.

Having a shoe bin by the front door is a great way to ensure that none of your kids’ shoes are anywhere near the shoe bin by your front door when you’re running late & they need them.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 3, 2018

7. Just doing our part.

I just allowed my child to throw a full tantrum right next to a woman who said she wasn’t sure if she wanted kids or not, because I am always willing to do my part to help out another.

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) October 2, 2018

8. Mom probs.

I accidentally bought a mug that's not microwave-safe. How am I supposed to reheat my coffee 11 times a day?

— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) October 3, 2018

9. Not that we’re counting.

16 minutes until bedtime.

I love my kids with all my heart.

I just don't want to see them any more today.

— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) October 3, 2018

10. It’s true.

My favorite kid is the one that doesn’t require me to drive them anywhere today.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) October 3, 2018

—Karly Wood