Hilarious Parenting Tweets of the Week

From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.

1. Seriously, that would be *so* helpful.

Hospitals should really send a nurse home with new moms, just to help out, not forever but maybe for the first 18 years or so.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 3, 2016

2. We need this!

Where's the selfie filter that hides the fact that I have kids, don't sleep, drink excessive amounts of caffeine and have basically given up

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) August 1, 2016

3. This is the worst.

https://twitter.com/Gooooats/status/761064343328874496

4. No! Not the Pokémon!

https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/760662446591926272

5. How dare they!

wife: What's wrong?
me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 4, 2016

6. Kindergarten: It’s harder on parents than kids.

My wife was on the second page of the lunch note to our kindergartner when I reminded her she couldn't really read.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 1, 2016

7. Nice move.

Instead of white noise, I trained my kids to fall asleep to the sound of my quiet sobs as I beg them to go to sleep.

— ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 4, 2016

8. Well that wasn’t nice.

"Did somebody fart or are you making dinner?"

– my kids, being charming

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) August 4, 2016

9. A mom can dream.

My kids went to bed later than normal which sounds like they will sleep later than normal but they won't because kids don't make sense.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) August 4, 2016

10. Ha!

"I'm done with my gum. What do I do with it?" My 6yo asks

"Give it to mommy" I say, solidifying my case for Husband of the Year

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 1, 2016

Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community?