Home Uncategorized Hilarious Parenting Tweets of the Week by Red TricycleJune 5, 2016 Search more like this sleepfall asleepkids menukindergartensoccer carpoolkidwhite noisescourcaffeinegiggleendcharmsensedream Advertisement Trending Now News Disney+’s Prices Are Increasing—Unless You Want to Watch Ads Food & Drink General Mills Is Bringing Back 4 Classic Sugar Cereals That Your Mom Never Let You Eat Viral & Trending Cat Sneaks into Family Car & Joins Their Road Trip, Becomes Instant Celebrity Viral & Trending Weatherman Discovers His Map Is a Touchscreen and His Reaction Is So Pure Celeb & Entertainment Serena Williams Announces Retirement: ‘If I Were a Guy, I Wouldn’t Be Writing This’ Advertisement From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.1. Seriously, that would be *so* helpful. Hospitals should really send a nurse home with new moms, just to help out, not forever but maybe for the first 18 years or so.— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 3, 20162. We need this!Where's the selfie filter that hides the fact that I have kids, don't sleep, drink excessive amounts of caffeine and have basically given up— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) August 1, 20163. This is the worst.https://twitter.com/Gooooats/status/7610643433288744964. No! Not the Pokémon! https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/7606624465919262725. How dare they!wife: What's wrong?me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 4, 20166. Kindergarten: It’s harder on parents than kids.My wife was on the second page of the lunch note to our kindergartner when I reminded her she couldn't really read.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 1, 20167. Nice move. Instead of white noise, I trained my kids to fall asleep to the sound of my quiet sobs as I beg them to go to sleep.— ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 4, 20168. Well that wasn’t nice."Did somebody fart or are you making dinner?"– my kids, being charming— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) August 4, 20169. A mom can dream.My kids went to bed later than normal which sounds like they will sleep later than normal but they won't because kids don't make sense.— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) August 4, 201610. Ha! "I'm done with my gum. What do I do with it?" My 6yo asks"Give it to mommy" I say, solidifying my case for Husband of the Year— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 1, 2016 Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community? Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Copy (Opens in new window) Search more like this sleepfall asleepkids menukindergartensoccer carpoolkidwhite noisescourcaffeinegiggleendcharmsensedream Welcome to our Tinybeans family! Be sure to check your email for new activities, recipes and parenting hacks – and to see if you’ve won! Do you have a dog or cat? Select YES below and click submit to start receiving FREE pet ideas and inspiration, news about new pet products, exclusive offers and limited-time promotions. Yes, I have a pet! Submit GET READY FOR SUMMER! Enter to Win a $250 Gift Card! Enter your email and zip code below for a chance to win a Mastercard Gift Card. We’ll pick one winner per month through August 31, 2022 – 5 lucky winners in all! email zip_code campaign_name Enter Now! I agree to the official rules and to receive email communications from Tinybeans. By providing my email address, I agree to the Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. This website uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience possible. Accepting the use of cookies enables important site functionality including personalization and analytics. Accept Decline Create an account to save this content on Tinybeans Choose how you would like to sign up. Continue with Apple Continue with Facebook Continue with Google or Continue with Email By signing up, you agree to Tinybeans Terms of Service and acknowledge you have read and agreed to our Privacy Policy. Sign in to your Tinybeans account Don’t have any account? Create an account here. Forgot your password? Reset it here. Sign In or Continue with Apple Continue with Facebook Continue with Google Personalized recommendations Tinybeans uses personal information to share useful recommendations and ideas for your family. This may include your previous activity, family profile and your hometown. Tinybeans keeps your data safe and does not sell personal information to any third party. Learn more about your privacy and location choices. Close
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