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Hilarious Parenting Tweets of the Week

By Red Tricycle January 26, 2016

From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.

1. Really? Ugh.

When your baby poops right before you have to leave… pic.twitter.com/owkhYMisjC
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) February 25, 2016

2. We are now equals.

I like to ignore my kids the first three times they say something so I can teach them that life IS fair.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 25, 2016

3. Great example…

My neighbor's recycle bin is filled with diaper boxes and wine bottles, perfectly exemplifying cause and effect.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 20, 2016

4. On second thought, pass the hand sanitizer.

2yo curled up next to me&held my hand
Aww
Then I remembered how gross 2yo hands are,w/ all the nose-picking &butt-scratching &penis-touching
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) February 26, 2016

5. Such imagination.

[walking by Goth kids dressed in black]

3-year-old: I can see them.

Me: I can, too.

3: They're bad ninjas.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 26, 2016

6. When you need to fight for your daughter’s affection…

Daughter: A boy made me a heart today, daddy.
Me: *looks at heart* Big deal
[I go in other room to make a 10x bigger heart]
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) February 26, 2016

7. Gotta love last minute notice.

"I guess I just won't dress up as a book character today" says my daughter mentioning her school's dress up day for the very first time.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 26, 2016

8. The struggle is real.

Do you want to pick out your clothes or should I?
3: You
Ok, here.
Not that.
This.
No.
Ok, this.
No.
You pick them out then.
No, you do it!
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 24, 2016

9. Ooh… Someone’s in trouble.

I've been married for "my wife just walked in, plopped a basket of laundry down, gave me a dirty look, and stormed off" years.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 24, 2016

10. Ouch.