Ode To The Middle Child

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The middle child is forever the butt of all birth order hierarchy jokes. Judging from these pictures there is good reason for this!


Here we have that magical moment in life where the baby realizes that life as he knows it is over. In the blink of an eye he has become the Jan Brady.


This middle child is just about over everyone telling her older sibling how grown he looks and her younger sibling how small and cute he is.


You get yours, Stephanie Tanner! Nobody puts Stephanie in a corner. She is the Middle Child Poster Child.


Yeah, we see you middle child kitty. There is no mistaking which one here lands smack dab in the center of the birth order.


Well that is what this little guy gets for stealing her coveted throne and familial position as “the baby.” She will throttle you every chance she gets. Sleep with one eye open.


Anything for a little attention.  Even if it is from your picture snapping Grannie screeching, “ACT NORMAL DANIEL!”

middle7Welcome to the family little love snatcher.


This is what may happen should you ever forget National Middle Child’s Day. It’s August 12.


Let’s not get hasty with the suicidal tendencies. Being the middle child can’t be all that bad…can it?


Cheers to the Middle Child. At least you are your therapist’s favorite!

Kristin is a blogging SAHM of 4 unruly princesses.  When she is not busy raising humans and vacuuming up toys she can be found at the local Target or hiding in her laundry room where she writes for Red Tricycle, Suburban Misfit Mom and Sammiches and Psych Meds.