We Have a Story To Tell . . . About a Woman’s Poop

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As parents, we’re well-versed in poop (and we’re decidedly less squeamish about it than we once were). But this story, which is a world-class First Date Fail, will have you squirming in your seat. Misunderstood Worm on Twitter recently shared a horrific experience about her poo with the public. It’s a story that will make you think “OMG! What is she going to do?!” at every turn. So without spoiling it, read her story:

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712127018649960452

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712127578354663424

SO been there.

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712127365074296832

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712127899340509185

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712128076587671553

NO! WHY!

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712128408969453568

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712128639136079872

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712128738889232384

NO!!! You did NOT DO THAT!!!

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712129180700418048

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712129443569999872

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712130072828907520

Yes. Second opinion DEFINITELY NEEDED.

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712130693732630528

A few HOURS?!

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712130922997542913

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712131132712738816

::wipes sweat from forehead::

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712132092872802304

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712132378681085952

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712133058237964288

 

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