We Have a Story To Tell . . . About a Woman’s Poop

As parents, we’re well-versed in poop (and we’re decidedly less squeamish about it than we once were). But this story, which is a world-class First Date Fail, will have you squirming in your seat. Misunderstood Worm on Twitter recently shared a horrific experience about her poo with the public. It’s a story that will make you think “OMG! What is she going to do?!” at every turn. So without spoiling it, read her story:

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712127018649960452

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SO been there.

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NO! WHY!

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712128408969453568

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NO!!! You did NOT DO THAT!!!

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712129180700418048

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712129443569999872

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Yes. Second opinion DEFINITELY NEEDED.

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712130693732630528

A few HOURS?!

https://twitter.com/_blotty/status/712130922997542913

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::wipes sweat from forehead::

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Do you have a first date fail? Tell us in the comments below!