You Can Learn A Lot From a Grandma and a Killer Whale

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Grandmas and killer whales are like guinea pigs and gerbils. You can say one and mean the other, and it really doesn’t matter. Because at the end of the day, both guinea pigs and gerbils are rodents who eat hay. You see, like a good grandma, female killer whales are mammals who become leaders late in life.

Long after menopause, grandmas (insert killer whales here) share their wisdom and experience with younger family members, playing a key role in helping the young find food — especially when Mommy is on a date night!

In fact, grandmas and killer whales are the only known animals to outlive their fertility. In other species, the mother dies not long after the last child. (Whew. Glad I’m human!) That’s one reason why anthropologists believe grandmothers are so key to human evolution. Yes, science backs up what we already know to be true: Grandma is critical to the survival of children, passing on generations of knowledge — and thank God, she can come help out with the grandkids in a pinch!

I certainly believe in the incredible gift of growing up near Grandma. My fairy-tale childhood was spent on our three-generation family farm just down the road from Grandma Stella. I distinctly remember my Grandma Stella’s swift arm with an axe. To this day, I can picture the bloody stump where she’d end the lives of our chickens. She taught me that chickens really do run with their heads cut off. And yes, Grandma and the killer whale really do have a lot in common!

Truthfully — and I know you’d say this about your Grandma too — my Grandma Stella was one of a kind. Let’s call her Paula Bunyan, because this woman worked harder than any man, woman or machine of her time. In the heat of summer, she was known to stack bales of heavy hay six high for hours on end in a dark, dusty barn. This, my urban friends, is the equivalent of stacking couches on Atlanta asphalt at a July yard sale! Seriously, this incredible woman could plant, grow, harvest, and can or freeze more sweet corn, blackberries, potatoes, tomatoes, and every green vegetable under the sun than the mega-Kroger can shelf in a year. And she could do it all with a giggle sweeter than honey.

And get this: Grandma Stella birthed seven children, who then birthed 1,000 grandchildren — ok, truth be told, I actually lost count of how many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. But this great woman clearly left her mark on this green Earth.

God bless Grandma Stella, because we are all survivors because of her. Her love of a hard day’s work and a good giggle have gotten me through many Mommy meltdowns as I ask myself, “What would Grandma Stella do?” Well, she’d put her head down and work a little harder and giggle a little louder.

Sadly, I can’t say I know how to can tomatoes like Grandma Stella today. But I can say Grandma Stella is alive and well here in Atlanta, Georgia, 552 miles from my childhood home. Just today, my boys bought their seeds for our urban garden plot — a 10-foot-by-10-foot pile of Home Depot cow dung. We may not harvest much of anything, but these boys are already planning their plot with the heart of Grandma Stella. They tore out their notepads and drew a custom calendar to count down the days until their seeds would be ready for their first harvest. Just like Grandma Stella, they were hard at work, eager to plant and predicting a good harvest.

Now I can’t write about grandmas and killer whales without mentioning my brilliant Grandma Agnes, who inspired my career as a journalist. What Grandma Stella could do with bales of hay, Grandma Agnes could do with words. So Grandma Agnes, tonight I ask you: “If you had a lot more to say about your grandma, but not enough time to write it, what would you do?”

Sorry, Grandma Agnes just told me to go to sleep. God bless her killer wit.

Emily Probst Miller
Tinybeans Voices Contributor

A former CNN journalist, I created Mommipop, a destination for moms. A mother of four, I now write and share the parental pep talks, the sisterly pick-me-ups, and the intellectual tickles every sleep-deprived mom craves. Mommipop stories put the “pop” back in mommihood, because everyone is better when mom is in a Mommipop state of mind!

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