From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. Hey, how’d that get there?
https://twitter.com/willgoldstein/status/774225084525322240
2. Here ya go, and good luck!
Thanks for the Play-Doh you gave my kid for her birthday. I hope you're excited about the ferret I'm going to give your child for hers.
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) September 11, 2016
3. That’s what we really want.
My eight-month-old surprised me for my birthday by not waking up until 6:45. Best gift ever!
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) September 9, 2016
4. Worst. School. Ever.
4yo: When do they teach me how to fly?
— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) September 9, 2016
Me: you mean at school?
4yo: yeah, it's been 2 days.
Me: I think that's at Hogwarts.
4yo: not good.
5. Nooooo!
When your kids answer the phone & say, "Sure- Mom's right here!" pic.twitter.com/GRsrebxZpw
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) September 8, 2016
6. Creepy.
6-year-old: *takes a pic of the dog*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2016
Me: Aw.
6: Now if he dies, we'll know what he looked like.
That dog better sleep with one eye open.
7. Never get to #4. Ever.
https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/774237766557270017
8. What *else* could be in that?!
Cotton candy: the cocaine of three year olds pic.twitter.com/1fTOgFUq1V
— dadpression (@Dadpression) September 10, 2016
9. “Yes, I know self-defense.”
I successfully blocked my kids from stealing any of the snack I'm eating right in front of them.
— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) September 9, 2016
*adds professional bodyguard to resume
10. Why is this even an option?
https://twitter.com/roostermustache/status/773886955356577793
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community?
