You did it! You’ve crossed the finish line that is the end of summer and are sending your kiddos back to school. Whether you’re a first-time mom who’s wiping away a few tears or a seasoned parent cheering in celebration, here are a handful of tweets that are all about this most wonderful time of the year.
1. Maybe next year.
No thanks, "30 adorable lunch ideas for back to school."
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 5, 2019
2. And a three, four…
Here’s a little song I wrote about kids being home for summer vacation it’s called “OMG WHEN DOES SCHOOL START“ and a one and a two
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 10, 2019
3. Asking for a friend.
Why are cases of wine not a back to school essential?
— Kathleen (@sweatsntopknots) August 3, 2019
4. There will always be glitter.
[Years in the future, waving goodbye as our last child leaves for college]
ME: Did we ever get all the-
WIFE: No there’s still glitter in the carpet.— The Dad (@thedad) August 5, 2019
5. Oh, happy day!
I'm at my most "morning person" on the first day of school.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) September 4, 2018
6. Happy birthday to ME!
The kids go back to school on my birthday so, no, I don't need any more gifts than that.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 12, 2019
7. Yes, yes you do.
Me: How was your first day of school?
5-year-old: Okay.
Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better.
5: I have to go back?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2019
8. Truth.
Back to school shopping looks a lot like I should have a second job. Or a trust fund.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) August 10, 2019
9. But they look so cute!
My daughter starts school in three days and my wife will be posting first-day-of-school pictures on facebook. LIES! It’s all LIES!
People, she took those on Saturday.
— Josh Spice (@tryptofantastic) August 18, 2019
10. 🙌
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your kids will be back in school soon.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 15, 2019
11. Enjoy it while it lasts, kids.
Kids go back to school tomorrow, so of course I'm packing thoughtful, well-balanced lunches for the first and last time this year.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) August 26, 2018
12. Let’s DO THIS.
Everyone's posting their cute "First Day of School" pics and I'm over here like….#FirstDayOfSchool #highschool #FirstDayOfSchool2019 pic.twitter.com/yNpqSwLHaP
— Bert the Strmtrpr (@BertTheStrmtrpr) August 14, 2019
13. Off to a great start!
Practicing for the first day of school by muttering "we're late," throwing cereal on the floor & making sure every outfit is the wrong one.
— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) August 19, 2016
14. What? That’s not normal?
*makes celebratory snow angels on kitchen floor in piles of school supplies
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) August 6, 2018
15. So. Much.Labeling.
If anyone needs me, I'll be labeling school supplies from now until my kids graduate.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) August 10, 2015
––Karly Wood
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