It’s that time of year, time to overindulge in eggnog and vent about our Holiday parenting frustrations on Twitter! Here are some of our favorite funny parenting tweets of the week. Enjoy!
- Just sayin’….
My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 18, 2017
2. Spreading joy this holiday season.
https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/942212466485923840
3. Your secret’s safe with us.
https://twitter.com/CelebrityChez/status/941787052751941632
4. As long as you can afford the therapy they’ll need as teens.
Does telling your kids that their Elf on the Shelf went out for a pack of smokes and never came back make you a bad mom?
— TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) December 16, 2017
Asking for a friend.
5. Every. Year.
*watches children joyfully decorate tree*
— cathryn 💚🇨🇦 (@AngryRaccoon2) December 16, 2017
*twitches*
*joyfully redecorates tree so ornaments are evenly spaced*
6. Tomato, to-mah-to.
I call it "creating a winter wonderland." The store manager says I "unzipped all the bean bag chairs." Either way, he's escorting me out
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) December 17, 2017
7. Nothing like tradition.
One Christmas tradition we have is when a roll of tape runs out we keep the empty with all of the wrapping paper so it frustrates everyone.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 12, 2017
8. If only it worked.
I'm at the point where just putting on workout clothes feels like cardio
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) December 15, 2017
9. The horror!
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/940737463101874178
10. We call it a conspiracy.
I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy, but I’m pretty sure our parents downplayed how hard parenting is just so we’d give them grandchildren.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) December 17, 2017
