Goodbye February! We are ready to embrace shamrocks and the warm spring weather, but until the snow totally thaws we’re going to keep ourselves warm with the laughter that comes with catching upon on some funny tweets. Keep scrolling to see this week’s roundup of hilarious thoughts on parenting from Twitter.
1. 👏
I closed the shower curtain this morning and 2.5 said, “good job mommy!” so I’m relieved to see the bar is set really low this morning.
— Marissa 💚💛🌱 (@michimama75) February 23, 2019
2. Too TRUE!
Me watching the Oscars: Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen it.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) February 25, 2019
Me watching the Kids’ Choice Awards: TEEN TITANS GO WAS ROBBED
3. Same.
The way Lady Gaga looks at Bradley Cooper is the way my kids look at snacks the second dinner is served.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2019
4. Don’t fall for it!
Parenting tip – when your kid says “trust me”, under no circumstance should you actually trust them.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) February 26, 2019
5. No there are not.
There just aren’t enough songs about moms folding laundry and slowly losing their minds.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) February 26, 2019
6. Yep.
I imagine being a storm chaser is a lot like getting kids to brush their teeth.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) February 27, 2019
7. Starting the day off right.
You know it's going to be a good day when you're putting the bedding into the washing machine at 3 in the morning…#parenting #dadlife #momlife
— Dadding Around (@DaddingAround) February 28, 2019
8. Yes, please.
I wish anything gave me the satisfaction in life that my kids get from tattling on each other.
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) February 28, 2019
9. Sickness BE GONE.
I’m so over my kids being sick this winter. Tonight they’re getting a Lysol, essential oils, holy water, burned sage, and apple cider vinegar bath.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 27, 2019
––Karly Wood
photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle
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