Tough week? We’ve got you covered, tired parents! Whether you’re limping to the finish line that is school or trying to manage too many activities, our roundup of funny tweets will give you the reprieve you need. Sit back, relax and keep scrolling!
1. One of life’s big questions:
Reason my toddler is crying #1554: the front door can’t be open and shut at the same time #momlife #toddlerlife #toddlermom
— Lauren | Mom Blogger (@jobtitlemom800) May 11, 2019
2. 🙄
“I guess Mother’s Day is over!!” I bellow. But no one can hear me over the sound of me vacuuming and also because they’ve all gone to bed.
— Marissa 💚💛🌱 (@michimama75) May 13, 2019
3. Mom fail.
I just tried “The ground is hot lava! Hurry! Put your shoes on or your feet will burn!” on my 3 year old and now she is in tears afraid to get off a stool -still with no shoes on.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) May 13, 2019
4. Every time you go to McDonald’s Playplace, you remember why you don’t go to McDonald’s Playplace.
https://twitter.com/StranDadAbroad/status/1128273354232823808
5. Oh, it SO does.
I’ve never had a nervous breakdown, but I imagine it starts with an email like this:
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) May 14, 2019
“Parents we have been informed that there are multiple confirmed cases of head lice at school.”
6. Parenting conundrum, at its finest.
I now realise the whole incident at breakfast could have been avoided if I had given girl twin the cereal she asked for – and at the same time also not given it to her
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 15, 2019
7. YOU get a bag and YOU get a bag!
Probably the best parenting tool is fruit snacks. Little bags of shut the heck up.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 15, 2019
8. Fingers crossed!
“IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN YOU’RE GOING STRAIGHT TO BED,” I threatened, secretly hoping he’d do it again so I could send him straight to bed.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 16, 2019
9. Works every time.
A simple way to turn a 3 minute walk into a 65 minute walk is to allow your toddler to ride their tricycle.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) May 13, 2019
10. Nope, he won’t!
is it wrong to change your baby's birthday? it's gonna rain tomorrow :( he won't even know right
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 15, 2019
11. And other things I’d never thought I’d say.
Quit driving your toast on the counter!#ThingsINeverThoughtIdSay #momlife
— 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 (@a_jak08) May 15, 2019
––Karly Wood
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