From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. Ugh, the worst.
Me: I can sleep in!
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) July 10, 2016
My cats: Is she nuts?
Birds outside my window: We'll see.
My brain: No way.
My bladder: Don't worry, guys. I got this.
2. Win!
Before I had kids, I didn't know I could drink a pot of coffee before 6am.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 6, 2016
3. LOL, Nice try.
My husband just came home with the keys to a brand new minivan and tried to hand them to me lol
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) July 10, 2016
4. Does this ever happen to you?
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) July 9, 2016
No
You sure?
Yes
How about now?
No
Now?
No
[movie begins]
Daddy?
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
5. Ugh.
Me: "Don't do that!"
— CurrentlyCaprece (@MommieKnwsFresh) July 5, 2016
Toddler: *Proceeds to do it anyway…*
Every. Damn. Day.
6. Ha! True for you?
Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit.
— keith (@tchrquotes) July 10, 2016
7. Siblings.
Me: Did you hit your sister?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 11, 2016
4-year-old: Yes.
Me: What do you need to tell her?
4: Don't touch my stuff again.
8. Yep. BRB.
https://twitter.com/MommaUnfiltered/status/750335571646615552
9. Ha! Got ’em.
Son: Mom you look like you're 20 …
— Deva Dalporto (@mylifesuckers) July 11, 2016
Me: Awwwww
Son: … thousand years old.
10. NO!
If you were wondering, when your 4 year old asks you if she can cut her hair, there's a 100% chance it's because she already did.
— Courtney (@Discourt) July 6, 2016
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community? Tell us in the comments below!
