From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. Coffee is everything.
[walks downstairs]
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) March 26, 2016
robber: …
me: …
robber: …
me: don't touch the Kurig my wife will be pissed [walks back upstairs]
2. That is NOT “one little piece of tape.”
My apologies if there is a shortage of scotch tape in the world. My toddler needed to tape a piece of paper for no reason.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) March 28, 2016
3. Wise words little one.
Me: Getting dressed every day is part of growing up.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2016
3-year-old: Growing up is stupid.
Me:
3:
Me: I have no counterargument.
4. HA!
https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/714753982569324544
5. Oh, that 4yo is good.
https://twitter.com/StephDsays/status/715689227292438529
6. Any takers?
My daughter just spent 15 minutes telling me every part of my body that's "squishy." She's four and comes with toys and stuffed animals.
— Courtney (@Discourt) March 28, 2016
7. Kids say the darndest things.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/714970543062171648
8. The struggle…
I'm on vacation with my husband and two boys. The only thing missing is the lock on the bathroom door.
— Alison Chrun-Jenkins (@letmecarryit) March 29, 2016
Please pray for me.
9. Priorities
https://twitter.com/est1975blog/status/714837793596248064
10. As “Angel” plays softly in background
*Sarah McLachlan sits beside me* For just 25 cents a day, you can send moms like these what they need most, boxes of wine.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) March 31, 2016
Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community? Tell us in the comments below!
