Tickle your tot’s funny bone with silly jokes Seattle kids (and parents) will totally get
Need a little levity in your life? These Seattle jokes for kids are a great way to kick your day off in the right direction. Scroll down for silly jokes, corny jokes, and quite a few rain jokes. Share them with your little ones to get the laughs rolling!
1. Can a kid jump higher than the Space Needle?
Of course! Because the Space Needle can’t jump.
2. What did the Giant Octopus under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
3. What do you call monkeys who live in Seattle?
Amazon Prime-ates.
4. What do you call three orcas in Elliott Bay?
A tripod.
5. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Seattle?
Because of all the rain, dear.
6. What do you call a week without rain in Seattle?
Summer.
7. What did the geoduck say to the clam?
Can you dig it?
8. How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?
Take away the “p.”
9. Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?
Yes, they are hill areas.
10. Why can’t Mt. Rainier and Mt. Baker play hide and seek?
Because they like to peak.
21. Why did the leprechaun want to move to Washington?
Because it’s the evergreen state.
22. Where’s a leprechaun’s favorite place to jog?
Green Lake.
23. Why is Kyle Seager like a spider?
He catches flies.
24. What did Bugs Bunny say when the ferry pulled in at Fauntleroy?
What's up dock?
25. Ouch! I banged my head on 99…
…Mom said I would’ve been okay if viaduct.*
(*we miss you, 99 viaduct!)
26. How do aliens get vaccinated?
With a Space Needle. (Orion, age 10)
27. When do you need an umbrella for hiking?
When you're climbing Mt. Rain-ier. (Orion, age 10)
