This year has been one for the books and as we prepare to say goodbye to 2019, it’s impossible not to look back and see the humor in it all. From surviving winter and summer break to getting back into school schedules and wrangling toddlers, parenting was nothing if not a wild ride this last year. Keep scrolling to see some of the best tweets from this last year and get ready for all that 2020 is bound to bring.
1. A moment of silence.
https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/1080804291563139072?s=20
2. Same.
90% of my parenting is thinking about when I can lie down again.
— Bryony – Perfectly Imperfect (@BryonyAshaw) January 9, 2019
3. It totally counts.
I’ve never vacationed alone but I did get to go to the grocery store without my kids one time.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 15, 2019
5. When even their “inside voice” is too loud.
No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his mother inside a public restroom.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) January 22, 2019
6. It’s an acquired taste.
Since becoming a parent I’ve really acquired a taste for coffee that’s been reheated 5 times.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) January 30, 2019
7. Do as I say, not as I do.
“We don’t wear what we slept in out in public”
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) February 7, 2019
-Me, lying to my child
8. It’s quite the skill.
And for my next trick I'll turn my kids into starving, dehydrated philosophers who also need to pee a lot, by simply using these two magical words, "It's bedtime."
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) February 13, 2019
9. Always
As a parent, you do everything humanly possible to shield your children from Caillou. But they will find him. They will always find him.
— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) February 18, 2019
10. Starting the day off right.
You know it's going to be a good day when you're putting the bedding into the washing machine at 3 in the morning…#parenting #dadlife #momlife
— Dadding Around (@DaddingAround) February 28, 2019
11. DATE NIGHT!
I’m going out on the town with my wife tonight so we can complain about how tired we are someplace else.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) March 6, 2019
12. But seriously.
"There has just GOT to be a way to make my mornings with the kids more difficult."
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) March 11, 2019
– the person who came up with Daylight Savings Time
13. We will make it––promise.
https://twitter.com/MommedRealHard/status/1107790346547855360?s=20
14. Because kids.
“Your hair is not a napkin” is something I say now, apparently.
— Mom.Whine.Repeat (@MomWhineRepeat) April 3, 2019
15. Honesty is always the best policy.
I’m a good person but…
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 24, 2019
I skip a lot of the words, in books I hate, when I read to my kids.
16. It’s going to be amazing!
With summer coming, I can’t wait for family swim time where the kids try to drown me while my wife relaxes by the pool.
— The Dad (@thedad) May 20, 2019
17. Have kids, they said.
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of relaxing on the beach you can keep sand out of their mouth while I blow up a raft and they ask if there is a pool.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 18, 2019
18. Yep.
Family vacations are just day after day of your kid begging to go back to the hotel so they can swim in the pool.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 13, 2019
19. Are we there yet?
I've never wanted my life to simulate "The Oregon Trail" more than right now, while on a road trip with two whining kids and wishing for the sweet release of dysentery.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 4, 2019
20. Slow and steady wins the race.
I decided to take my toddler for a walk around the block last week. We are almost home.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) August 5, 2019
21. Technically that IS accurate so…
My 5 yo was helping me sort laundry and he saw my bra and said “Mom there’s your boob clothes!”
— Mom.Whine.Repeat (@MomWhineRepeat) January 3, 2019
And now I’m going to forever call my bras “Boob Clothes”
22. Maybe next year.
No thanks, "30 adorable lunch ideas for back to school."
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 5, 2019
23. True happiness!
I thought I was happy and then I saw my toddler discover how pockets work and I realized I don’t know what happiness is.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) September 13, 2019
24. Not it!
Arguing with my husband over whose turn it is to move the Elf is what this season is really about.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) December 4, 2019
25. The big man is totally on speed dial.
If you don't threaten to text Santa "right this minute" every 5 minutes, is it even Christmas?
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) December 21, 2017
––Karly Wood
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