Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Jan. 4, 2018

My kids have been home for 9 days for winter break so far and they've been talking the entire time. The. ENTIRE. TIME.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) December 30, 2018

Parenting in the winter like, "Don't lick that. Don't touch that. Take your hands out of your mouth. Euuww. Wash your hands."

*Repeat*

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) December 31, 2018

Trying to get my kids to clean their room is like trying to knock over bowling pins with a marble

— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) January 2, 2019

Bunk beds: They're all fun and games until you have to change the fitted sheet on the top bunk.

— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) January 1, 2019

I may be a 37 year old mom but I still know how to live life on the edge. For example, I’m eating my piping hot soup on the couch while my 2yo jumps on the cushion beside me. YOLO. Yeet. And the like. #momlife #parenting #toddlerlife

— Marissa 💚💛🌱 (@michimama75) January 2, 2019

I can't wait for when my daughter's a teenager and loves to sleep so I can come into her room at the crack of dawn, lay next to her and tell her all about how much I love cheese like she did to me this morning.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) January 1, 2019

So annoying when I’m trying to tweet and my kids are all, “I’m hungry,” or “I’m thirsty,” or “I’m bleeding.”

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) January 1, 2019

Oh you had to go back to work today? My kid doesn’t go back to school until January 8th and wants to “paint the iPad a new color” but yeah that sounds rough

— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) January 2, 2019

It doesn’t matter how great of a parent you are. You will, at least once, drag a shrieking demon child from a public place.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) January 3, 2019