Don’t worry, we wouldn’t let you look like a mortal fool on Talk Like Shakespeare Day. We’ve got a sweet list of kid-friendly Shakespearean words that you can slip in and out of conversation all day. Scroll down, and we promise your baby bards won’t protest too much.
Apple-john: a shriveled, dehydrated apple, the kind used for making apple-head dolls “Set aside an apple-john for craft day, would ya?”
Barn: a child, as in “Was your barn born in a barn?”
Bat-fowling: the art of catching birds in a net at night, usually by lighting roosts on fire. “Shall we try some bat-fowling after sundown today?”
Batlet: a little bat used for getting dust/dirt out of clothes (awww! how cute)
Buck-basket: a laundry basket “Toss it into the buck-basket!”
Buck: laundry soap “Out, damned spot, out I say!”
Butt-shaft: an arrow used for target practice “Grab that butt-shaft and aim!”
Cantle: a piece, slice or corner “Care for a cantle of pizza?”
Ch’ill: “I will” as in “Chill, mom. Ch’ill pick up my room later.”
Chuck: chicken, as a term of affection “Let’s snuggle awhile longer, Chuck.”
Custard-coffin: The raised, crusty part of a custard “The custard-coffin is my favorite part!”
Drollery: a puppet show “Come now, Chuck, it’s time for the drollery.”
Ear: plowing “Ear this field and you’ll have ears and ears of corn.”
Fitchew: a skunk or polecat “Was that a fitchew that ambled by or did someone toot?”
photo: Trev Grant via flickr
Flap-dragon: raisins flambé “Care for a some flap-dragon on your ice cream?”
Fox: a sword “Jefferey, please don’t brandish your fox at the dinner table.”
Fub off: to put off “Esmerelda, if you fub off your homework any longer you’ll fall behind. Also, you won’t get any flap-dragon on your ice cream.”
Hugger-mugger: secrecy “There’s much hugger-mugger around this house at Christmas time.”
Jack-a-nape: a mischievous child “What’s that jack-a-nape up to now?”
Largess: a gift “There was much hugger-mugger about the largess hiding in the closet.”
Lavolta: a dance “I hear John Travolta does a mean lavolta.”
Lubber (also libbard): a leopard “That lubber can leap!”
photo: Steve Evans via flickr
Mickle: a lot, much “Mickle ado about nothing.”
Paddock: a toad “Frog and Paddock are friends.”
Peat: a nickname for a child; term of affection “Come here my little peat and give me a hug.”
Rabbit-sucker: a weasel “The rabbit-sucker was chased all around the mulberry bush.”
Rear-mouse: sometimes rere-mouse; a bat (as in the animal) “Was that a rear-mouse flying above that tower this evening?”
Shoughs: a curly haired or shaggy dog “Please shampoo your shough.”
Sup: to dine (not to be confused with ‘Sup, as in “What’s up?)
Tucket-sonance: fanfare, as on a trumpet “The tucket-sonance signaled the arrival of the prince.”
Twiggen: made of twigs, wicker “I’d love some twiggen furniture for the patio.”
Water-gall: the second rainbow in a double rainbow “Why are there so many songs about water-galls?”
Whoo-bub: a confused uproar or racket, a hubbub “What’s the whoo-bub all about, boys?”
Do you have any additions to our dictionary? Share them in the comments below!
—Amber Guetebier
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