Parenting––it keeps us on our toes. Whether it’s avoiding piles of LEGO bricks or racing back and forth for a 10-part bedtime routine, every day is a new and hilarious adventure! Keep reading to see our roundup of Twitter moms and dads owning the parenting game this week.
1. Guilty.
Me: I’m not cheap!
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) April 26, 2019
Also me: Puts a packet of chicken back that says $9.85 because I found another one that says 9.80.
2. No, no. you cannot.
You can wear earrings or you can have a toddler. You can not do both.
— hahahaheater ❄️🌨️☃️ (@dishs_up) April 29, 2019
3. AGREED.
My husband just told me, “You’re a mother so your love language is coffee now”
— mom-sanity (@lostmymommymind) April 29, 2019
4. Making the best of it:
I enjoy being the one to wake up with the toddlers. The first cup of coffee is a perfect pairing with those early morning meltdowns.
— Daddy’s Digest (@daddysdigest) April 30, 2019
Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s butter to clean off the walls.
5. Sooooo, it’s going quite well.
If you’re wondering just how hard kids will work to stall bedtime, tonight I had to pick out matching socks for a stuffed monkey and a stuffed unicorn, just in time for my 3-year-old to tell me all 482,927 reasons why dogs have tails.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) April 30, 2019
6. Totally using this later today.
If anyone asks, I am brushing my teeth. I am definitely not hiding alone, secretly eating cupcakes that were intended for my children.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) May 2, 2019
7. Truer words have never been spoken.
It must be true that Legos encourage creativity because I've invented so many new swear words after stepping on them.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 1, 2019
8. But they’re cute mason jars.
A mom on my daughter's softball team found a cute snack idea on Pinterest & now all of the girls have their hands stuck in tiny mason jars.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 2, 2019
9. And that’s kinda the same thing.
I’ve never run a marathon but I have put my kids to bed 26.2 times in a single night.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 2, 2019
10. So… something to look forward to, then?
My big kids and I play this really fun game where every single day I park in the exact same spot to pick them up from school, and every single day they text me "Where are you?", and EVERY SINGLE DAY I respond with "in the same spot".
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) May 1, 2019
––Karly Wood
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