Parents are getting through the tail end of being couped up with the kids this winter by sharing some hilarious sentiments on Twitter this week. Whether it’s reveling in that cup of coffee or wondering why we just can’t stop repeating ourselves, our roundup of funny tweets will give you a chuckle.
1. ::oommmmmm::
Repeating the same thing over and over to your kids isn’t so bad if you think of it as chanting a zen mantra: “Put on your shoes. Put on your shoes. Put on your shoes. Ommmmm.”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 7, 2019
2. ☕☕☕
5: OK mommy – can we play Uno now?? It’s morning time!
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) March 3, 2019
Me: Not yet. First I need to have my coffee.
5: No fair!! First you’re going to have your coffee, and then you’re going to have a second coffee, and that’s gonna take a long time!!!
Me: Yes. Yes it is.
3. Samesies.
My 2.5 yo has been putting her dolls to bed all afternoon and frankly I’m a little resentful of how much sleep she’s letting them get.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) March 4, 2019
4. Tiny daggers 🤣
Baby fingernails…
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) March 5, 2019
Aka tiny daggers that are sharp enough they can open cans.
5. Enjoy that alone time while you can get it!
The first rule of parent club is you never tell anyone that you're going to the bathroom.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 5, 2019
6. GENIUS!
There weren’t any swings available at the park so my daughter yelled, “SOPHIA, EMMA, OLIVIA, AIDEN, YOUR MOM SAYS IT’S TIME TO GO!” and now the park is empty.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) March 5, 2019
7. Because parenting.
I’m going out on the town with my wife tonight so we can complain about how tired we are someplace else.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) March 6, 2019
8. Basically.
Me: Do you know where your cup is?
— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) March 6, 2019
3: Yes.
Me: Where?
3: I don’t know.
And that’s basically all you need to know about toddlers.
9. NOOOOOO
The way your toddler acts during 2-4 is how they will act from 12-20.
— I Just Sat Down. (@anxiouscougar) March 6, 2019
You've been warned.
-mother of grown kids and a toddler
10. What, WHAT?
4: Daddy, I slept really good last night, I didn’t even sneak downstairs…
— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) March 7, 2019
Me: Yes, you did sleep good… wait… what night did you sneak downstairs?
––Karly Wood
photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle
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