These are the Amazon Halloween decorations for anyone who doesn’t like Halloween decorations
We get it. Maybe you’re not the Halloween inflatables type. Sound effects might make you cringe. Anything bright orange or neon green is a definite “no”. Say no more; we totally understand. While we get that Halloween is typically for the kiddos—and we love seeing them dressed up (and maybe stealing the Dark Chocolate Milky Ways from their candy pail after they go to bed because they won’t miss them, okay?)—decorations around this time of year can be a little much. And if you like “a little much”? Great! We fully support that. But if you’re someone who wants to tone it down, or make it all feel a little more stylized, these Amazon Halloween decorations are going to be right up your alley.
Forget day-glo orange or ghosts hanging from trees, if that’s not your thing. These are just as fun, but it a more delicate way. Basically? Not cheesy. Of course, you can always incorporate these goodies with the bright and in-your-face decor, too. You’re supposed to make it all your own, afterall. Check out these 19 picks for non-cheesy Amazon Halloween decorations and create your own haunted house.
Solar Swaying Garden Lights with Spiders and Bats
These sway and shimmy with a Halloween-perfect purple light that's solar-powered. Each spider and bat is mounted on a wire stem, so the breeze makes them twinkle and move. They're also waterproof and come in a "plain" purple option, too—round bulbs you can leave up year.
Crackle Ceramic Ghosts—Set of 3
As pretty as they are festive, these ceramic ghosts come in multi-finish (pictured) or white and gold!
Black & White LED Candles—Set of 3
Considering how many LED candle sets are out there, having a 4.7 rating from almost 2,000 Amazon customers is a big deal. These come with a remote to set the mood however you want them, without the real flame!
We love these, not only because they aren't the classic orange (not that there's anything wrong with that, but because they have a stone-like finish that feels very Pottery Barn. There are also a lot of other colors to choose from, including navy, rose gold, bronze, and more! Comes in a set of 7 in assorted sizes.
Burgundy Faux Roses
If you're into a gothic Halloween vibe, these burgundy faux roses arranged in a vase, jar, or laid out on the table are definitely a goth vibe. They also come in black, orange, and red.
Mercury Glass LED Pumpkin
With a design created to resemble all the reflections of mercury glass and filled with fairy lights, this pumpkin is gourdgeous!
Black Feather Wreath
Skip the orange leaves and head straight for this eerie feather wreath! It's definitely more of an indoor decoration, so hang it above the fireplace or lay it flat on a tabletop.
Lenox 4-pc Halloween Dessert Plate Set
Halloween is allllll about the sweets, so you'll want to have dessert plates on hand. These are perfect for serving, displaying, or both!
Black & Orange Chevron Pennant Banner
Add some festive color to the fireplace, porch, or windows with this rustic banner.
Black Pumpkin Votive Candle Holders Set of 6
Each one of these 6 tea light holders has a different frightening face that glows when in use! But they actually look really look great even without a light inside.
Black & White Rope Spiderwebs 2pk
First, we obviously appreciate a pack of 2. But although spiderwebs could definitely be heading into the 'cheesy' realm, these are minimalistic and aren't made of stringy pull-apart fabric.
Set of Crow Figures
Crows are spooky for some reason—maybe they look menacing? Maybe because of Hitchcock? Regardless, we love them, and these lifelike crows come in sets—uh, flocks—of 2, 5, 0r 6, which, oddly enough, are currently all the same price.
Haunted House Lantern
This is a more subtle decoration, since the silhouette isn't as prominent unless it's lit up, but it does have a cool brushed finish you can see in daylight.
Lace Table Runner
This is so pretty, you could leave it out all year. It's available in 2 sizes, too.
Moon Wall Sconces
Nothing like a moon for Halloween! These sconces are (yes, again) super easy to leave up after the holiday.
Birdcage Pillar Candle Holders Set of 2
We know. Again with the birds. But we aren't sorry because how cool are these?!
Mushroom Tea Towels Set of 2
A forest-at-night vibe in the kitchen? Sign us up.
Edgar Allan Poe Poem Cabinet
One of the original Halloween-appropriate poets, Poe is a favorite! It's also such a cool rustic piece that can be displayed on the wall or leaning against it.
Crystal Ball 3in.
This mini version of the 'classic' crystal ball makes it an ideal Halloween decoration.
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