Home Jokes For Kids Wholesome Pun, Coming Up! 20 Jokes for Chicago Kids by Debra FlanaganDecember 13, 2021 Search more like this deep dishfield tripshot dogjokes for kidstravelpizzamagicianmarathonvacationrivercheesedancewinter Advertisement Trending Now Food & Drink General Mills Is Bringing Back 4 Classic Sugar Cereals That Your Mom Never Let You Eat Viral & Trending Cat Sneaks into Family Car & Joins Their Road Trip, Becomes Instant Celebrity Viral & Trending Weatherman Discovers His Map Is a Touchscreen and His Reaction Is So Pure Celeb & Entertainment Serena Williams Announces Retirement: ‘If I Were a Guy, I Wouldn’t Be Writing This’ Celeb & Entertainment ‘Bluey’ Season 3 is Coming to Disney+ This Week! Advertisement If you find yourself on chaperone duty for a school field trip or want to pep up mealtime with your kids, the best way to keep them entertained is to have silly jokes on the ready. Even if they’re not SNL-quality, the kids will love the cheese. They’ll hover on the edge of their seats (figuratively), waiting for you to deliver the wholesome punchlines. For an easy and free way to entertain kids, here are some tried and true Chicago-themed jokes that will make them chuckle. ixabay via Pexels 1. What do you call a loud person from Chicago?Illinoisy.2. How are the Blackhawk players paid? With a check.3. What did Lake Michigan say to the sand?Nothing, it just waved.4. Where do Bears players go to dance?The Foot Ball.5. Where are baby chicks born?In Chick-cago. 6. What do you call a neighborhood that can’t stand still?Wrigleyville.7. How did the Chicago hot dog get a date with the ketchup?He mustard up the courage to ask.8. What runs around Wrigley Field but never moves?The wall.9. What does a Chicago pizza wear to smell good?Calzogne.10. What type of person doesn’t like deep-dish pizza?A weir-dough. Chait Goli via Pexels 11. Why was Chicago blushing at the party?Because it’s ShyTown.12. Which Chicago Fire player has the biggest cleats?The one with the biggest feet.13. Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?Because he’s still alive.14. What is the tallest building in Chicago?The library, because it has so many stories.15. What do runners eat before the Chicago marathon?Nothing! They fast! Chicago White Sox 16. Why did the White Sox hire a baker?They needed a good batter.17. Why was Hamilton in Chicago cancelled in the winter?Because, once again, Brrr killed Hamilton.18. Why was the magician selected as a forward for the Blackhawks? The coach was impressed by his hat-tricks.19. Why can’t Bulls players go on vacation?They aren’t allowed to travel.20. 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