This hilarious daycare video shows the danger of telling your secrets to a toddler: They WILL tell everyone they know
Ah, kids. You spend so much time trying to coax that first “mama” out of your baby, and then all of a sudden they hit those toddler years and they just. Won’t. Shut. Up. Take it from the mom of the kid in this video, who decided to spill his guts at daycare and who serves as a reminder to toddler parents everywhere: tell them nothing you wouldn’t mind them repeating.
“My son’s daycare sent me this video,” the mom wrote in the caption. The video shows her son and another toddler sitting at a table, having a chat with one of their daycare supervisors.
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“There’s period coming out of my mom’s ‘buddy,'” her son announces to the room. Then, seemingly remembering some key anatomy facts, he amends that statement: “My mom doesn’t have a ‘buddy.’ So, period comes out of her… out of her bum.”
All the props to the daycare worker, who not only managed to hold it together, but responded only with an extremely dignified, “Wow.” I would have been cry-laughing at this point, which is probably why I’m not a daycare worker.
Of course, the kiddo didn’t stop there. Mom had more personal business, and he was on a mission to tell it to the world.
“There’s hair and she has to shave her bum,” he continued, to which the poor daycare worker responded with a slightly more emphatic, “Oh. Wow.”
Undeterred, the toddler responds, very nonchalantly, “Yeah. She shaves it.”
Anyone who has a kid (or has ever interacted with one) knows that this kind of oversharing risk just comes with the territory. Kids have no filters, as the other moms in the comments showed.
“My son told his teacher and class, ‘My mom has to go to jail a lot,’ of course, he left out the Part that I work there as a correctional officer,” one commenter wrote. Another added, “My son once announced to everyone in the convenience store that I’m a lesbian which was odd because I’m not and I’m married to his dad.”
From the mouths of babes, am I right?
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