Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Feb. 22, 2019

A week's worth of hilarious parent tweets.

By Karly Wood February 21, 2019

Parenting ain’t easy, but at least we have our tribe of Twitter parents to keep us laughing! Whether you’re having a great day or one for the books, our roundup of funny tweets is sure to get you smiling in no time. Keep scrolling to see this week’s collection!

1. 🤯

https://twitter.com/meaghano/status/1097323903490248704

2. Spring, summer, fall…

Unwashed hair, wrinkled shirt, leggings and unidentifiable stains are all part of my key looks for the Spring 2019 fashion line. Available now.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) February 17, 2019

3. Always.

As a parent, you do everything humanly possible to shield your children from Caillou. But they will find him. They will always find him.
— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) February 18, 2019

4. Consider it done.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you should probably check on your quiet toddler.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) February 18, 2019

5. That’s all kids telling a story.

Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 19, 2019

6. Lesson learned.

A friend wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom, so I busted down her bathroom door while she was taking a shower so I could tell her that I’m thinking about changing the name of one of my stuffed animals.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 21, 2019

7. But hey––the kids will think it’s fun!

Welcome to your 30s. Sometimes you'll injure your back while sleeping and have to walk around like a Disney witch for the entire day
— The Dad (@thedad) February 20, 2019

8. Have a great day, honey.

My husband’s hobbies include tickling, wrestling, and tossing our children around, until they’re all screaming and bawling. And then immediately leaving for work.
— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) February 19, 2019

9. Again, 🤯.

Dad: We’ll take a dozen donuts

Kid: And a dozen donut holes

Dad: We just got a dozen donuts, why do we need the donut holes?

Kid *head spinning*: Because donut holes contain the d̶ǫ͞n̨͢u̵t̷ ̶̧s̶͝o̧u̶ls̸
— dugglebutt (@dugglebutt) February 21, 2019