Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Jun. 7, 2019

Head in to the summer with our newest roundup of tweets.

By Karly Wood June 6, 2019

You made it! We’ve seen tons of happy kiddos celebrating their last day of school this week and we want to give a big shoutout to our rockstar parents who survived the year. In honor of the occasion, we’ve rounded up a fresh batch of funny tweets to help you make the transition from school to summer.

1. The things you’ve seen…

Just cleaned under my daughter’s bed and now I need a counseling session.
— Burning Mom ⚡️ (@MomOnFire) June 2, 2019

2. 🤷‍♀️

If you like the idea of spending 95% of your morning searching for a single shoe that isn’t yours, parenting might be for you.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) June 2, 2019

3. Still got it!

Me, dating my husband: Damn, he looks good wearing those jeans.

Me, 4 kids later: Damn, he looks good wearing that My Little Pony backpack.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 4, 2019

4. ::evil laugh::

You should sunscreen your kids to protect their skin but also because they hate it which is payback for how early they’ve woken you up each day since birth.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) June 4, 2019

5. Genius.

If your kids misbehave, change the wifi password to something they'll never figure out. Like "89RT34K93CLD_" or "where their shoes are"
— The Dad (@thedad) June 4, 2019

6. It only takes one…

Shout out to my one brain cell for helping me remember to move the laundry to the dryer on the same day I put it all to wash.
— yelisa (@beingyelisa) June 5, 2019

7. Word.

I texted my wife "Tonight after the kids go down, let's wine and dine" except my phone changed it to "wine and die."

It's almost like auto-correct knows how hard it is to be a parent.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 5, 2019

8. It’s going to be a long summer…

Now what?

-Kids on the 4th day of summer break
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 4, 2019

9. Mom in training.

My toddler has a plastic rotisserie chicken in her purse if anyone needs ideas on how to live your best life.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) June 2, 2019