Our fellow parents are deep in the trenches of Spring Break or preparing for it in the next week. While the time off school is only five days, it’s a good reminder of the summer fun that awaits! While you gear up for more time with the kiddos, keep scrolling to see our roundup of funny tweets from the week.
1. Oh totally––let it slide.
https://twitter.com/AlexAndersonMD/status/1109207409371893762
2. 🤦♀️
*Try to change 1yo's diaper*
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) March 25, 2019
1yo: *initiate alligator-like death roll*
3. Us too!
Instead of saying, “Good night, mommy,” my kid said, “Rest in peace, mommy,” and now I’m a little afraid to go to sleep.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) March 25, 2019
4. Will she make it to the other side?
Captains Log: Spring Break Day 2
— Mom.Whine.Repeat (@MomWhineRepeat) March 26, 2019
•It’s only Tuesday, but it feels like Thursday
•Friends brought over special beer last night. Too tired to drink any
•3 yo slept until 5:50, feel like a million bucks
•Let the kids paint. Not sure why I torture myself like this
5. RIGHT!?
It's so annoying how movies make certain aspects of parenthood seem so magical. Like when an actor carries a sleeping child to their bed, it looks so sweet and easy instead of the torturous, back-breaking, full body workout it really is.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) March 27, 2019
6. Here. We. Are.
https://twitter.com/MommedRealHard/status/1110293130912292864
7. It’s just a fact.
Have more than one kid in an apartment with one bathroom and you too can be witness to a WWIII type meltdown at dawn over who poops first.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) March 27, 2019
8. Been there, done that.
I just tried to put my contacts in while wearing my glasses, in case you’re wondering how sleep deprivation affects you as a parent.
— Mom.Whine.Repeat (@MomWhineRepeat) March 28, 2019
9. So… about that snack.
Me: [about to take last breath]
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) March 27, 2019
Kids: Soooo….. ummmm…. can we like have a snack?
Me: [whispers] no… [Dies]
10. Don’t mess with the shows.
Our 8yo is home sick, and said she’d love to have breakfast together.
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) March 27, 2019
So I put off going to work, rapidly dressed, and raced through the shower to create the special time she’s craving.
And we’ll start in about 20 minutes.
‘Cause she’s watching a show right now.#Priorities
––Karly Wood
photo: Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle
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