Oh, hello weekend. Parenting had us on our toes this week and we can’t help but look forward to two semi-blissful days of no obligations. If you’ve had a crazy week, then you’ll enjoy sitting back with our freshest batch of hilarious tweets that are all about the joy of raising kiddos.
1. No, it was not.
In retrospect, trying to change my toddler’s diaper while she was brandishing two wooden mallets was probably not the wisest decision
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) May 19, 2019
2. New superhero name!
https://twitter.com/andwhatamom/status/1130595680961982464
3. Oh yes, they should!
My son calls turkey his “birthday meat” because he was born in November. Now I think everyone should have a “birthday meat”.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) May 21, 2019
4. It’s going to be amazing.
With summer coming, I can’t wait for family swim time where the kids try to drown me while my wife relaxes by the pool.
— The Dad (@thedad) May 20, 2019
5. 🙄
I told my 9-year-old she couldn't have an ice cream sandwich because we need to finish off the leftover birthday cake first.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2019
Welcome to her villain origin story.
6. Preggo probs.
My toddler and I have similar life goals-
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) May 21, 2019
Basically just make it through the day without peeing our pants.#34weekspregnant#squishedbladder
7. Every mom. EVER.
Crazy that I stay up late every night and consistently feel like crap the next day but will never do it differently because I’m a mom and that’s the only peace and quiet I get.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) May 21, 2019
8. Whoops.
https://twitter.com/andwhatamom/status/1131381759512154112
9. Or does it?
https://twitter.com/fakeadultmom/status/1131515036940296197
10. Truth.
I’m not saying that adults are boring and unimaginative, but no adult has ever made me a picture covered in stars, rainbows, and ice-cream-cone-cat-unicorns.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) May 23, 2019
––Karly Wood
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