Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: September 28, 2018

Photo by Ryan McGuire via Gratisography; composite by Karly Wood for Red Tricycle

Another week, another funny batch of tweets coming at’cha! It seems everyone is settling in nicely as we all get back to our school routines—but that hasn’t stopped fellow parents from yucking it up on Twitter.

Check out our roundup of hilarious tweets as you head into the weekend.

1. And they just taste so good.

I can buy the fanciest, most colorful and engaging baby toys in the world & my babies still just want to chew on the tv remote.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) September 22, 2018

2. Those were the days.

Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times.

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) September 22, 2018

3. Marco…

It’s like a game of Marco Polo, except it’s my kids yelling “Mom” and me yelling “I’m in the bathroom.”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 25, 2018

4. Old habits die hard.

My kids are in school now but I still yell LOOK THE GARBAGE TRUCK when the garbage truck comes

— The Dad (@thedad) September 25, 2018

5. Haha, so funny.

Here's a parenting joke:

Sleep.

— Bryony – Perfectly Imperfect (@BryonyAshaw) September 25, 2018

6. It’s important to have dreams.

Every time I step over the baby gate, I pretend I'm on a vacation somewhere my kids can't go#dadlife #parenting

— Rhett (@bulippishard) September 24, 2018

7. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I told my 2-year-old, "No," and she said, "Okay," and walked away.

I don't know what she's up to, but I've never been more afraid in my life.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 24, 2018

8. Gotta love those random conversations before bed.

Idk sweetie, I guess I never really thought about who would win in a fight between a T. rex with laser claws and a space monster that can breathe tornados, maybe we can talk more about that when the sun comes up.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 27, 2018

9. Why didn’t we think of that?

Parent IKEA Hack: Don't bring your kids with you to IKEA.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) September 27, 2018

10. Challenge accepted.

I'm coloring my hair while the kids are awake if you want to know someone who lives life on the edge.

— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) September 26, 2018

––Karly Wood

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