Home 17 Totally Hilarious (& Relatable) Parenting Tweets by Gabby CullenSeptember 29, 2015 Search more like this play timesleepwhole grainsoccer carpoolrevengegoldfishcabinbreathhalloweenbowlclassartfoodbought Advertisement Trending Now Celeb & Entertainment Melanie Lynskey Talks about Being Body-Shamed in Hollywood & ‘Starving Herself’ Viral & Trending Viral TikTok Explains Why You Don’t Owe Toxic Parents a Relationship with Your Kids Celeb & Entertainment ‘Bluey’ Season 3 is Coming to Disney+ This Week! Viral & Trending Dad Gets Shamed for Using a Leash with 5-Year-Old Quintuplets News Chrissy Teigen Announces She’s Pregnant Almost 2 Years after Losing Jack Advertisement From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.1. Play time just got technical. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2015 2. Remember those days when you bought something just because the packaging looked good?— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 15, 20153. Used to be, if you were sleeping at 7 p.m., it was because you hadn’t gone to bed until 7 a.m..— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) August 27, 20154. Cheddar flavor, whole-grain Goldfish cover two food groups, right?— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) August 27, 20155. The Art of Distraction should be taught at new parenting classes. — Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 25, 20156. At least he’s in touch with his feelings.— Lauren (@WorkingMom86) August 27, 20157. We won’t hold our breath.— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) August 19, 20158. Hey, at least he’s eating a freshly poured bowl. You’ve found yourself eating their leftovers at least once. — Jill Krause (@babyrabies) May 27, 20159. Well, Lincoln was born in a log cabin, so we kinda see her point.— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 9, 201510. Said most parents, last Halloween.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) October 23, 2014 11. Remember, good tunes never get old.— Martinis & Minivans (@martinisandmini) August 17, 201512. Can someone please explain to us exactly why Shopkins are so cool? Is it the extra-rare factor?— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 26, 201513. Yikes, so do we.— Jason English (@EnglishJason) June 2, 2015 14. Well, why else would we have bellybuttons?— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) July 11, 201515. Revenge is sweet.— FᏞᎽ J✨ (@FlyJ_) June 9, 201516. It was just a really, really good guess. — Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) August 30, 201517. 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Celeb & Entertainment Melanie Lynskey Talks about Being Body-Shamed in Hollywood & ‘Starving Herself’