17 Totally Hilarious (& Relatable) Parenting Tweets

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From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.

1. Play time just got technical.
explodingunicorn_funnyparentingtweets_socialmedia_national_redtricycle — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2015

2. Remember those days when you bought something just because the packaging looked good?

simonholland1_funnyparentingtweets_socialmedia_national_redtricycle— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 15, 2015

3. Used to be, if you were sleeping at 7 p.m., it was because you hadn’t gone to bed until 7 a.m..

Puzzlingpostdad_funnyparentingtweets_socialmedia_national_redtricycle— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) August 27, 2015

4. Cheddar flavor, whole-grain Goldfish cover two food groups, right?


— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) August 27, 2015

5. The Art of Distraction should be taught at new parenting classes.


— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 25, 2015

6. At least he’s in touch with his feelings.

workingmom86_funnyparentingtweets_socialmedia_national_redtricycle— Lauren (@WorkingMom86) August 27, 2015

7. We won’t hold our breath.


— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) August 19, 2015

8. Hey, at least he’s eating a freshly poured bowl. You’ve found yourself eating their leftovers at least once.


— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) May 27, 2015

9. Well, Lincoln was born in a log cabin, so we kinda see her point.


— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 9, 2015

10. Said most parents, last Halloween.


— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) October 23, 2014

11. Remember, good tunes never get old.

martinisandminivans_funnyparentingtweets_socialmedia_national_redtricycle— Martinis & Minivans (@martinisandmini) August 17, 2015

12. Can someone please explain to us exactly why Shopkins are so cool? Is it the extra-rare factor?


— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 26, 2015

13. Yikes, so do we.


— Jason English (@EnglishJason) June 2, 2015

14. Well, why else would we have bellybuttons?


— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) July 11, 2015

15. Revenge is sweet.


— FᏞᎽ J✨ (@FlyJ_) June 9, 2015

16. It was just a really, really good guess.


— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) August 30, 2015

17. Planning ahead is underrated.inappropriatemom_funnyparentingtweets_socialmedia_national_redtricycle

— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) August 13, 2015

Do you have any #funnyparenting moments to share with the Red Tricycle Community? 

— Gabby Cullen

Feature photo: Shardayy via flickr creative commons

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