Home Fun & Games Wocka-Wocka! Punny Jokes & One-Liners Just for LA Kids by Shannan RoussMay 24, 2020 Search more like this kid friendlykid jokesred carpetearthquakestarfishpalm treesgrapeactorfree parkingcelebrityjamoceanhalloweenfish Advertisement Trending Now News Disney+’s Prices Are Increasing—Unless You Want to Watch Ads Food & Drink General Mills Is Bringing Back 4 Classic Sugar Cereals That Your Mom Never Let You Eat Viral & Trending Cat Sneaks into Family Car & Joins Their Road Trip, Becomes Instant Celebrity Viral & Trending Weatherman Discovers His Map Is a Touchscreen and His Reaction Is So Pure Celeb & Entertainment Serena Williams Announces Retirement: ‘If I Were a Guy, I Wouldn’t Be Writing This’ Advertisement We’re not laughing at L.A.; we’re laughing with it. Read on for 17 kid-friendly jokes inspired by all things Los Angeles, from the entertainment industry to gridlock traffic. Let the pun begin! Eva Luedin via flickr 1. Why did the fish come to Hollywood? He wanted to be a starfish.2. Why did the cow come to Hollywood? To make mooo-vies.3. Why don’t movie stars need air conditioning? They have so many fans. Roberto Nickson via Pexels 4. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? UCLA5. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree. Corey Seeman via flickr 6. What did the ocean say to the surfer? Nothing, it just waved. 7. Where do LA ghosts go on Halloween? MaliBOO! Jeff Turner via flickr 8. Where can you always find free parking in LA? The 405 at rush hour. 9. What do you call grape jelly on the 10 freeway? Traffic jam. Chris C. via Yelp 10. What did the Rams fan say when his team made the playoffs? Ewe have to be kidding me!11. Why were the Rams players embarrassed? They were feeling sheepish. Joe Shlabotnick via Yelp 12. What happens when a celebrity trips on the red carpet? You see a falling star. 13. What did the Hollywood director say to the hairdresser? Cut!14. What’s an actor’s favorite season? Awards season. Doc Searls via flickr 15. What did one earthquake say to the other?It’s not my fault!16. What did the ground say to the earthquake?You crack me up. –Shannan Roussfeatured photo: Laura Green RELATED STORIES: Who Knew? 17 Fun Facts About LA Every Kid Should KnowBaby Names That Are Sooo LA (in the Best Way) Love Letter to LA: 11 Things We Can’t Wait to Do AgainThe Ultimate LA Neighborhood Scavenger Hunt for Kids Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Copy (Opens in new window) Search more like this kid friendlykid jokesred carpetearthquakestarfishpalm treesgrapeactorfree parkingcelebrityjamoceanhalloweenfish Welcome to our Tinybeans family! Be sure to check your email for new activities, recipes and parenting hacks – and to see if you’ve won! Do you have a dog or cat? Select YES below and click submit to start receiving FREE pet ideas and inspiration, news about new pet products, exclusive offers and limited-time promotions. Yes, I have a pet! Submit GET READY FOR SUMMER! Enter to Win a $250 Gift Card! Enter your email and zip code below for a chance to win a Mastercard Gift Card. We’ll pick one winner per month through August 31, 2022 – 5 lucky winners in all! email zip_code campaign_name Enter Now! I agree to the official rules and to receive email communications from Tinybeans. By providing my email address, I agree to the Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. This website uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience possible. Accepting the use of cookies enables important site functionality including personalization and analytics. Accept Decline Create an account to save this content on Tinybeans Choose how you would like to sign up. Continue with Apple Continue with Facebook Continue with Google or Continue with Email By signing up, you agree to Tinybeans Terms of Service and acknowledge you have read and agreed to our Privacy Policy. Sign in to your Tinybeans account Don’t have any account? Create an account here. Forgot your password? Reset it here. Sign In or Continue with Apple Continue with Facebook Continue with Google Personalized recommendations Tinybeans uses personal information to share useful recommendations and ideas for your family. This may include your previous activity, family profile and your hometown. Tinybeans keeps your data safe and does not sell personal information to any third party. Learn more about your privacy and location choices. Close
Celeb & Entertainment Serena Williams Announces Retirement: ‘If I Were a Guy, I Wouldn’t Be Writing This’