Wocka-Wocka! Punny Jokes & One-Liners Just for LA Kids

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We’re not laughing at L.A.; we’re laughing with it. Read on for 17 kid-friendly jokes inspired by all things Los Angeles, from the entertainment industry to gridlock traffic. Let the pun begin!

Eva Luedin via flickr

1. Why did the fish come to Hollywood?
He wanted to be a starfish.

2. Why did the cow come to Hollywood?
To make mooo-vies.

3. Why don’t movie stars need air conditioning? 
They have so many fans. 

Roberto Nickson via Pexels

4. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

5. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree. 

Corey Seeman via flickr

6. What did the ocean say to the surfer?
Nothing, it just waved. 

7. Where do LA ghosts go on Halloween?

Jeff Turner via flickr

8. Where can you always find free parking in LA?
The 405 at rush hour. 

9. What do you call grape jelly on the 10 freeway?
Traffic jam. 

Chris C. via Yelp

10. What did the Rams fan say when his team made the playoffs?
Ewe have to be kidding me!

11. Why were the Rams players embarrassed? 
They were feeling sheepish.

Joe Shlabotnick via Yelp

12. What happens when a celebrity trips on the red carpet?
You see a falling star. 

13. What did the Hollywood director say to the hairdresser?

14. What’s an actor’s favorite season? 
Awards season. 

Doc Searls via flickr

15. What did one earthquake say to the other?
It’s not my fault!

16. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up.

–Shannan Rouss

featured photo: Laura Green


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