“Sympathetic Vomiter” Dad Can’t Handle Toddler, Cops Called

Kids vomit, we clean it up. We’ve all been there, done that, right? Apparently not. Dad Ben Patterson posted a screenshot of the text messages he sent to his wife when their son, Declan, barfed all over himself in the car. Read the text message chain to get the full story of the unfortunate hilarity that ensued.

All photos: Ben Patterson via Facebook

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