23 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Your Little Turkeys

1. Why was the turkey late for Thanksgiving? 
He ran out of thyme.

2. What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash

3. What instrument does the turkey play in the band? 
The drums because he already has the drumsticks. 

4. Who comes to Thanksgiving dinner but is not hungry?
The turkey because he's already stuffed! 

5. What side of the turkey has the most feathers? 
The outside.

6. Why did the turkey cross the road? 
The chicken was on vacation. 

7. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!

8. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin pie? 
With a pumpkin patch. 

9. What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake? 
A pie-thon. 

10. What's the best thing to put in pumpkin pie? 
Your teeth. 

11. What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians

12. Why did the turkey get arrested?
He was suspected of fowl play. 

13. What do you call a turkey running in a sprint?
Fast food.

14. How many cranberries grow on a bush?
All of them.

15. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose. 

16. Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up, I'm hungry! 

17. What kind of music do pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock

18. Why did the pumpkin pie cross the road? 
It saw a fork up ahead. 

19. Why did the pie go to the dentist? 
It needed a filling.

20. Why did the apple pie cry?
Its peelings were hurt.

21. What did the pie say to the fork? 
You want a piece of me? 

22. What kind of weather does a turkey like? 
Fowl weather! 

23. What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key!