Ask any kid and they’ll agree, undies are just funny. So, of course, we think there’s no better way to celebrate #NationalUnderwearDay then to tell jokes! Scroll down for seven silly jokes to share today.
photo: John Maltby via Flickr
1. Under, where?
Kid: What are you doing under there?
Mom: Under where?
Kid: Ha ha! You said underwear!!
2. Wear ‘Em Again
Dad: Why are you wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants?
Son: To keep them clean.
3. Who’s Who
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my friends are.
4. Math humor!
What kind of underthings to math teachers wear?
Algebras.
5. A National Treasure
Why does a pirate wear underwear?
To hide his booty!
6. You Got ‘Em
Mom: Does your underwear have holes in it?
Kid: Of course not!
Mom: Then how do you get your legs in them?
7. Because: Underwear!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mickey Mouse!
Mickey Mouse who?
Mickey Mouse’s underwear.*
*as told to a Red Tricycle staff member by their hysterical 6-year-old. We’re still not sure why it’s so funny, but, you know…underwear!
Got any great undie jokes to add? Share them with us in the comments below.
—Amber Guetebier
photo: Tim Johnson via flickr
