What is it about underwear that makes kids giggle? We aren’t sure but we know it to be true, so these underwear jokes for kids are perfect for the next time you want to engage with your little ones, break a mood, or just be a little silly.

The Best Underwear Jokes for Kids

 

Kid: What are you doing under there?

Mom: Under where?

Kid: Ha ha! You said underwear!!

 

Dad: Why are you wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants?

Son: To keep them clean.

 

What kind of underwear do reporters wear?

News briefs

 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Underwear.

Underwear who?

I underwear my friends are.

 

What kind of underthings do math teachers wear?

Algebras

 

Which type of underwear does King Tut wear?

Fruit of the Tomb

 

Why does a pirate wear underwear?

To hide his booty!

 

Mom: Does your underwear have holes in it?

Kid: Of course not!

Mom: Then how do you get your legs in them?

 

What kind of shorts does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse who?

Mickey Mouse’s underwear.*

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