Keep It Clean: Underwear Jokes for Kids

Ask any kid and they’ll agree, undies are just funny. So, of course, we think there’s no better way to celebrate #NationalUnderwearDay then to tell jokes! Scroll down for seven silly jokes to share today.

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photo: John Maltby via Flickr

1. Under, where?

Kid: What are you doing under there?

Mom: Under where?

Kid: Ha ha! You said underwear!!


2. Wear ‘Em Again

Dad: Why are you wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants?

Son: To keep them clean.


3. Who’s Who

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Underwear who?

I underwear my friends are.


4. Math humor!

What kind of underthings to math teachers wear?



5. A National Treasure

Why does a pirate wear underwear?

To hide his booty!


6. You Got ‘Em

Mom: Does your underwear have holes in it?

Kid: Of course not!

Mom: Then how do you get your legs in them?


7. Because: Underwear!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse who?

Mickey Mouse’s underwear.*

*as told to a Red Tricycle staff member by their hysterical 6-year-old. We’re still not sure why it’s so funny, but, you know…underwear!


Got any great undie jokes to add? Share them with us in the comments below. 

—Amber Guetebier

photo: Tim Johnson via flickr 


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