30 Hilarious Halloween Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting

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Hilarious Halloween parenting memes and all that candy are only two things we love about October

Your kids have chosen their Halloween costumes (and then changed their minds 1,000 times), the candy has been bought and then restocked and then restocked again, and you’ve lined up all the best Halloween movies on Netflix. Now that you’re ready for the big night, it’s time to grab a mini-Snickers, relax and laugh at these hilarious Halloween memes about parenting we’re sure you can relate to.

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When it comes to holiday decorations, reason goes out the window


I haven’t had my coffee. Don’t mess with me

It’s all about what’s available right now 

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This is an emergency!

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And they wonder why we don’t want to buy a costume in July

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Hey, no taxation without representation!

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Major points for creativity


And that’s why we unfriended them

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It’s just…not…fair!

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We always tell our kids, “Practice makes perfect” 

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No, you cannot substitute Bit-O-Honey

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Wait, does anyone really have a perfect jack-o’-lantern pic?

If this is you, I don’t think we can hang out anymore…


Finally, we’re on trend!

Guess you didn’t get the last text, Fred…


Any red or white will work. Or beer. Just sayin’

At least we’re being honest with ourselves


Kids! They say the darnedest things!

The good news is, Christmas candy!


How we all got here, pretty much

And this is how you win parenting, folks


Because reward charts work so well

Don’t even get us started on Christmas

Just modeling good behavior for our kids

Well, that’s just despicable!

It’s called “Sugar-Induced Memory Loss,” it’s a thing!

The Walk of Shame hopefully doesn’t happen to you these days, but you may witness a similar sighting during morning school drop-off




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