30 Hilarious Halloween Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting

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Your kids have chosen their costumes (and then changed their minds 1,000 times), the candy has been bought and then restocked and then restocked again. Now that you’re basically ready for Halloween, it’s time to grab a mini-Snickers, relax and read on for some hilarious Halloween-themed parenting memes we’re sure you can relate to.

The kids better watch out.




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This is an emergency!

Because trying to get sugar-high kids to bed is a legit struggle.

Have some respect.

And they wonder why we don't want to buy a costume in July.

Hey, no taxation without representation!

Major points for creativity.

And that's why we unfriended them.

It's just...not...fair!

We always tell our kids, "Practice makes perfect." 

No, you cannot substitute Bit-O-Honey.

Wait, does anyone really have a perfect jack-o'-lantern pic?

If this is you, I don't think we can hang out anymore...

Finally, we're on trend!


Guess you didn't get the last text, Fred...

Any red or white will work. Or beer. Just sayin'

At least we're being honest with ourselves.

Kids! They say the darnedest things!

The good news is, Christmas candy!

How we all got here, pretty much.

And this is how you win parenting, folks.

Because reward charts work so well.

Don't even get us started on Christmas. 

Just modeling good behavior for our kids.

Well, that's just despicable!

It's called "Sugar-Induced Memory Loss," it's a thing!

The Walk of Shame hopefully doesn't happen to you these days, but you may witness a similar sighting on your morning school drop-off. 


Featured image: Kristina Paukshtite via Pexels 


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