From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get in a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. One of many super-parent powers.
http://twitter.com/lovemyboots111/status/666276227334971392
2. Strange, isn’t it?
My kids are too young to understand democracy, but oddly enough, dictatorship comes very naturally to them.
— Skinnie Talls (@SkinnieTalls) November 17, 2015
3. At least there’s that.
The best thing about being a father is that no matter how bad you hurt yourself, your kids will think it's hilarious.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 17, 2015
4. You can find this parent at the intersection of concerned and impressed.
Me: What did you do at school?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2015
5-year-old: Nothing
Me: You sat there for 8 hours & didn’t do a thing?
5: Yup.
She’s ready for a cubicle.
5. Why commit to just one?
My kids have eaten one bite out of everything in our refrigerator today.
— яicку (@iinkedZombie) November 5, 2015
6. Like mother, like son.
http://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/667443470362087424
7. Could be worse.
toddlers have constant "resting give me a snack face"
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 19, 2015
8. Hey, thats one meal down!
http://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/667441787473174528
9. Princess meets prison guard.
5-year-old daughter: I played princesses today.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2015
Me: So lots of balls and pretty dresses?
5: I mostly just sent people to the dungeon.
10. And then secretly disposed of.
http://twitter.com/StellaGMaddox/status/667476470076448768
11. And the other 20% involves potty-training basics.
80% of parenting a preschooler is confirming that he is, indeed, a big boy.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 18, 2015
12. Mom: . . .
http://twitter.com/kcmoore51/status/667231521288228864
Do you have any funny-parent moments that are Twitter worthy? Let us know!
—Francesca Katafias