Ready for a mood elevator? These animal jokes are the key to a good belly laugh, we guarantee it! Kids will love memorizing these jokes about dogs, cats, bees, bunnies and even squirrels. Which one is your favorite?
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1. What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilanty!Â
—Joe L., age 10Â
2. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
3. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.
4. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
5. What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
6. Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her!
7. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
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8. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
9. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
10.What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
11. Why don’t elephants chew gum? They do, just not in public.
12. What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon
13. What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
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14. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
15. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
16.What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
17. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse.
18. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
19. Where do fish keep their money? In the River-Bank!
—Jaxon G., 7 y.o.
20. What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator!
—Milo H-R, age 8
21. Why aren’t dogs good dancers? They have two left feet.
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