Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Feb. 15, 2019

Rolling into the weekend with some hilarious tweets.

By Karly Wood February 14, 2019

This week in parenting: the wise musings of three-year-olds, the honesty of four-year-olds and lessons in Spinal Tap. If you’re looking for some funny takes on everyday parenting moments, then keep reading for our roundup of hilarious tweets for the week.

1. Yes, yes you have.

Not the usual note your kid brings back from the orthodontist..
He wasn’t familiar with the hip tunes at the office so the orthodontist sent this home to me ..
Have I failed as a rock n’roll dad ..? pic.twitter.com/N4uvRGnwtw
— Bill Sheerin (@AssignGuy) February 11, 2019

2. WHY CHILD?

5: ew mom I can see your butt!

Me: THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM WITH ME
— Janina Maria (@dontlosethekids) February 8, 2019

3. The worst is when you do it, and there aren’t even any kids in the car!

https://twitter.com/bammersacat/status/1094010297285718016

4. Not wrong at all.

https://twitter.com/SnarkyMommy78/status/1095098252419104768

5. It’s quite the skill.

And for my next trick I'll turn my kids into starving, dehydrated philosophers who also need to pee a lot, by simply using these two magical words, "It's bedtime."
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) February 13, 2019

6. It’s called a “mom uniform.”

https://twitter.com/MommedRealHard/status/1095489641690542082

7. ::subscribes::

If you eat all the cookies and nobody saw you eat the cookies, did you even eat the cookies…?

– A podcast by my 3yo
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) February 12, 2019

8. Sorry?

My 4yo wants to know if anyone would like to trade blue eyes for
her green eyes?

The full on tantrum at dinner would lead me to believe this matter is urgent.
— Erin De Boer (@erin_de_boer) February 11, 2019