Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week: Jan. 11, 2019

A fresh collection of funny tweets.

By Karly Wood January 10, 2019

You made it! Winter break is over and the kids are back in school, and hopefully back into a routine. While everyone is adjusting to normal again, take a few minutes to see our collection of the funniest tweets on Twitter this week. You won’t be disappointed!

1. Picky eater probs.

9yo: What can I have for lunch?
Me: What do you want?
9yo: What are my options?
Me: You literally eat 5 things.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 6, 2019

2. Sadly, you cannot.

Did you know you can't turn down the volume on kids? No volume control. Not one book stated this. I feel like a fool. A fool with a headache.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) January 7, 2019

3. A moment of silence.

https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/1082631417534795776

4. Those were the DAYS.

Ever think about when you could just leave your house? Like grab your keys and purse and walk out?

Now it’s get dressed, get toddler dressed, find shoes and toddlers shoes, pack backpack, snack, find keys, purse, put toddlers shoes on again..
— Your Mom (@modernmomese) January 7, 2019

5. Hey, you never know…

https://twitter.com/DadBodMod/status/1081976468521967616

6. Totally counts as winning!

I may not be a perfect parent, but I did write a stupid joke on a banana that I packed in my kid’s lunchbox…
so, close enough.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) January 8, 2019

7. “Joy” means different things to different people.

I’ve been in 30 minute negotiations to get my 5 year old to lick a new kind of noodle and this is definitely how I envisioned the joy of parenthood
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 5, 2019

8. We’ll get the keys.

It's 7:30 AM and my four year old is suggesting we go to In-N-Out rather than school.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) January 9, 2019

9. Soulmates.

I knew my wife and I were meant to be together when we saw a woman walking with her newborn baby and we both went, "Ugh."
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 9, 2019