A parent’s TikTok video from a mandatory pizza buffet at a kid’s birthday party is turning stomachs all over the internet

The food at kids’ birthday parties is rarely anything to write home about, but this nightmare pizza buffet may just take the cake. A parent shared a TikTok video of the pizza buffet parents at a kid’s party were forced to partake in and it’s turning stomachs all over the internet.

TikToker @bougiewhitetrash shared the video, writing, “Took my kid to a birthday party. Adults had to pay $9.99 each since the pizza buffet is mandatory.”

@bougiewhitetrash

I forgot to get a picture of the hot dog station. #gross #inedible #birthdayparty #traphousepizza #pizza #unwanted #covercharge

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Underneath the text overlay, the video showed the food offerings, which were lined up in open-air containers under heat lamps. Offense #1: There was tuna salad… under a heat lamp… right next to banana pudding.

The video continued to pan around the buffet, showing sad-looking pizzas in various states of disarray. But the part of the buffet that turned this TikTok into an official horror show was the dessert section (which didn’t include the banana pudding, for some reason). Instead, it featured an “apple cobbler” which appeared to contain no apples and was a truly alarming shade of neon yellow.

“I ate saltines,” the voiceover said.

Yeah, we would have, too.

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